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think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 20:43:13 GMT Malibu, esmecullen, and 9 more like this

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     While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
     I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.

     I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished.
     To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,

     IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO RIGHT NOW I WLL TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU
     KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT.

      The silence was deafening after this englightening exchange.
      Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

      I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
      with my daughter in tow . The last thing I heard when the dor closed behind me, were

     SCREAMS OF LAGHTER.

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Deleted Joined:January 1970 Posts: 0 Location: P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Nov 22, 2024 19:50:35 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 20:46:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2013 20:46:36 GMT You will have to change banks now. Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud
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Roscopecotrain Super Member Perverted Pink Passion Joined:January 2013 Posts: 11,785 Location: Likes: 7,418 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Dec 6, 2023 21:16:47 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 20:51:17 GMT via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Roscopecotrain on Apr 9, 2013 20:51:17 GMT Omg. Amazing. Rofl. Sent from my Galaxy Note 2
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Raffles Super Member The Silver Fox Victor Meldrew's Brother Joined:July 2012 Posts: 4,967 Location: Likes: 6,242 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Mar 5, 2022 18:02:02 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 20:54:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Raffles on Apr 9, 2013 20:54:12 GMT OMG... double her pocket money, promise a trip to Disneyland, any bribe that will work! And for gawds sake, lock the door next time! And yes, change your bank!
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OneDay Super Member Vaping feeds my body but rock and roll fuels my soul Joined:March 2012 Posts: 8,479 Location: Likes: 3,945 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Jun 9, 2016 18:14:45 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:06:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by OneDay on Apr 9, 2013 21:06:17 GMT out of the mouths of babes....
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kirrielad Super Member Joined:December 2012 Posts: 1,262 Location: Likes: 460 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Feb 24, 2020 15:43:29 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:07:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kirrielad on Apr 9, 2013 21:07:45 GMT Haha, OUTSTANDING!!
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Greigster Mod Maker Provari Pimper Joined:November 2012 Posts: 4,311 Location: Likes: 3,225 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Jul 11, 2024 8:49:03 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:23:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Greigster on Apr 9, 2013 21:23:59 GMT Apr 9, 2013 21:06:17 GMT OneDay said: out of the mouths of babes.... Out of the mouth of *misTy* in future as well I should think
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oldsmokey Senior Member Joined:March 2013 Posts: 313 Location: Likes: 262 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Apr 6, 2016 10:29:25 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:29:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldsmokey on Apr 9, 2013 21:29:20 GMT
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jeffc Super Member Joined:November 2012 Posts: 3,257 Location: Likes: 2,946 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Jan 25, 2021 11:44:03 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:32:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by jeffc on Apr 9, 2013 21:32:23 GMT Kids don`t you just love them.
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Deleted Joined:January 1970 Posts: 0 Location: P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Nov 22, 2024 19:50:35 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:37:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2013 21:37:52 GMT Oh dear, I've just spluttered ice tea all over my screen!!! Such a shame we can't like posts multiple times.
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Deleted Joined:January 1970 Posts: 0 Location: P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Nov 22, 2024 19:50:35 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:42:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2013 21:42:48 GMT Its a copy/paste thing from www.sickipedia.org/getjokes/similar/1396209
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donov6 Full Member Family man. Joined:April 2013 Posts: 209 Location: Likes: 74 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Nov 4, 2018 14:26:05 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:46:25 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by donov6 on Apr 9, 2013 21:46:25 GMT This is completely genius!
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markm VENDOR Joined:March 2013 Posts: 1,942 Location: Likes: 1,762 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Feb 10, 2020 19:35:33 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:51:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by markm on Apr 9, 2013 21:51:33 GMT When my wife was walking into town with my young son one day, he decided to suddenly shout out "Hand up who's got worms".......he had been picking them out of the flowerbed as my wife planted some bulbs before they went out.
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Raffles Super Member The Silver Fox Victor Meldrew's Brother Joined:July 2012 Posts: 4,967 Location: Likes: 6,242 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Mar 5, 2022 18:02:02 GMT	think before you speak... Apr 9, 2013 21:53:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Raffles on Apr 9, 2013 21:53:23 GMT I feel a right dork now for falling for that, but I won't 'unlike' you *misTy* as it gave me a good laugh. Simon, how do you find these sites? ???
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