chrisjw
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Post by chrisjw on May 10, 2013 12:19:06 GMT
Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “I am on the toilet. Please advise."........................................  |
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Roscopecotrain
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Post by Roscopecotrain on May 10, 2013 12:21:14 GMT
Rofl
Sent from my Galaxy Note 2
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skyjay
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Post by skyjay on May 10, 2013 12:25:39 GMT
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nicky
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Post by nicky on May 10, 2013 13:32:21 GMT
Ya right Chris, romance isn't dead  |
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Bluefish
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Post by Bluefish on May 10, 2013 18:14:32 GMT
At least he asked first, wimmin, can't live with them not allowed to bury them under the patio, or so they say.
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