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Post by Blownupdolly on May 24, 2013 20:24:27 GMT
I went into the chemist and asked for a night nurse. The chemist said "drowsy or non-drowsy?" I said I was wide awake thanks. He says "noooo... do you want your night nurse to make you drowsy or not?". By that time my mind was racing with all sorts of scenarios. Before I could answer he says "or would you prefer a day nurse?". I had to leave at that point.... Groan.. U can do better than that lol
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Post by sleepyduck on May 24, 2013 20:25:22 GMT
Someone stole your smilies? Here, have this one
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Post by Raffles on May 24, 2013 20:25:52 GMT
Hope it is as good to touch as it is to look at I know I've been away for a few days, and I've not read the previous 13 pages of this thread... BUT am I on the right forum... OR have I picked up a link from my previous surfing history?
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Post by sleepyduck on May 24, 2013 20:27:32 GMT
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Post by Blownupdolly on May 24, 2013 20:29:41 GMT
Hope it is as good to touch as it is to look at I know I've been away for a few days, and I've not read the previous 13 pages of this thread... BUT am I on the right forum... OR have I picked up a link from my previous surfing history? No u r in the right place I shall be posting a pic of my ginger minge ...er Later. Don't get overly excited Raff I will feel bad if yor ticker caves in
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Post by Jen on May 24, 2013 20:33:57 GMT
I'm very proud of my pussy, you know.
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Post by sleepyduck on May 24, 2013 20:38:16 GMT
I'm very proud of my pussy, you know. And so you should be, Jen. In all my years I have never seen a finer pussy Did you post a pic of your neatly trimmed bush?
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Post by Jen on May 24, 2013 20:39:52 GMT
I'm very proud of my pussy, you know. And so you should be, Jen. In all my years I have never seen a finer pussy Did you post a pic of your neatly trimmed bush? No, just the freaky waving one. I decided not to prune my bonsai too much, the au naturel look has a lot going for it.
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Post by sleepyduck on May 24, 2013 20:47:29 GMT
And so you should be, Jen. In all my years I have never seen a finer pussy Did you post a pic of your neatly trimmed bush? No, just the freaky waving one. I decided not to prune my bonsai too much, the au naturel look has a lot going for it. I didn't think you had posted a pic but I was worried that I might have missed it. Give the tree a wave from me
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Post by Raffles on May 24, 2013 21:21:31 GMT
Bringing this topic back to a 'tasteful', but admittedly 'pointless' thread, this is what I woke up to each morning at the foot of my bed, as I was 'house/cat sitting' for one of my sons... Who needs an alarm clock? I now need a holiday after the stress!
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Post by OneDay on May 24, 2013 21:24:27 GMT
I'd be stressed too with a purple chicken at the foot of my bed
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Post by Raffles on May 24, 2013 21:30:25 GMT
I'd be stressed too with a purple chicken at the foot of my bed You should have seen the 'character' that was to the left of that, out of shot. I DID resist searching the house, but even on display there was more videos, dvds, books than I could ever imagine. Different generation.
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Post by Jen on May 24, 2013 21:30:57 GMT
That's clearly the Cheshire Cat, OneDay, deary me...those three pussies distracting you? Tsk tsk.
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Post by OneDay on May 24, 2013 21:37:41 GMT
That's clearly the Cheshire Cat, OneDay, deary me...those three pussies distracting you? Tsk tsk. Well I've often wondered what it might be like to wake up next to three pussies but it's not that JenThey're all staring at me
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Post by Jen on May 24, 2013 21:41:34 GMT
That's clearly the Cheshire Cat, OneDay, deary me...those three pussies distracting you? Tsk tsk. Well I've often wondered what it might be like to wake up next to three pussies but it's not that JenThey're all staring at me Plotting your demise! Muha. Evil pussy! I'm surprised @ashmal hasn't joined in, he loves a good smut bomb...
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