Healthcare for the elderly

[mya]

New Medicare programme.




You're
a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives
anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent
to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your
head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you
need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a
new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As
an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do
now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same
government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go
into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians
while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you
don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.



Is
this a great country or what?