childbirth at 65

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Childbirth at 65





With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.




'May I see the new baby?' I asked




'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee first and then we can visit'




Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'




'No, not yet,' She said.




After another few minutes had elapsed,




I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'




'No, not yet,' replied my friend.




Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'




'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.




'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'




'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!'