Scottish Satellite.

[vereybowring]

Soon heading for launch the worlds first Scottish built satellite !

What they don't say is only Scottish scientists will be able to decipher the complex language it uses and it will fly about drunk knocking into other satellites asking if they're "haeing a perty" before pissing up against the Hubble telescope.

[charon]

Oct 28, 2013 8:34:46 GMT vereybowring said:

Soon heading for launch the worlds first Scottish built satellite !

What they don't say is only Scottish scientists will be able to decipher the complex language it uses and it will fly about drunk knocking into other satellites asking if they're "haeing a perty" before pissing up against the Hubble telescope.

And the fuel will no doubt be illicitly distilled highland mist  highly specialised stuff as well..

[rich64]

Give it six weeks and Alex Salmond and co will be wanting a referendum on whether we dock with the space station,break away completely and head for mars on our own or remind the world about bannockburn.

[Jaguar7777]

If it comes down in my back Garden I'll be selling it as a vaping stand .....


Jag. (Where are my bloody binoculars ....... )

[vereybowring]

Oct 29, 2013 10:35:46 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

If it comes down in my back Garden I'll be selling it as a vaping stand .....


Jag. (Where are my bloody binoculars ....... )

Why do I get an image of some poor innocent vaper with binos standing in their garden being clocked on the noggin by some weegie satellite ?

[charon]

vereybowring

"Why do I get an image of some poor innocent vaper with binos standing in their garden being clocked on the noggin by some weegie satellite ?"

the term Jaguar7777 and innocent don't seem right in the same sentence..

[vereybowring]

Ah, caught being sarcastic lol.

[Deleted]

Is Jaguar a weegie though?

That is the question. I'm a sassenach

[charon]

vereybowring

I have anasty feeling that next time Jaguar7777 is online I'm in for some stick off him..

[vereybowring]

Dunno, but the satellite definitely seems a touch weege which is the worrying bit.

Wonder if it has a buckfast boost system ?

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 29, 2013 12:25:11 GMT @johanino said:

Is Jaguar a weegie though?

That is the question. I'm a sassenach

So am I ...... all the way from Surrey.

You'll have to excuse me for a minute, I need to go and urinate in Charon's tea.

Jag. (Stick? I think I can give him more than that ....)

[Balllsy]

Fueled by Buckfast no doubt !