penguin ice cream man

[Ratfinkz]

A penguin was driving his ice cream van in Antartica when all of a sudden *shudder, splutter crash bang* the van stops working. He called the polar bear mechanic to come and have a look at it, and was told as the mechanic was very busy he would be there in approximately 3 hours. As he waits in the middle of nowhere he gets hungrier and hungrier. Eventually when the mechanic arrives he gets out to greet him, and realises he has plenty of food in the back of his van. 20minutes later the mechanic knocks on his window. As the penguin unwinds it the polar bear says "well, it looks like you've blown a seal son" the penguin turns red with embarrassment and says, while hastily rubbing his face "no, no I haven't, it's just ice cream

[Roscopecotrain]

Rofl. Love it.

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[vereybowring]

We need more Polar bear mechanics - arctic to antarctic in three hours !