Spent her school years in the corridor ....

[Blownupdolly]

My youngest daughter sat at the dinner table once, and when I dished up lamb chops, she said she couldn't eat them because she had decided to become a vegetarian. Being a quick thinker I said " that's not a problem as the lambs were vegetarian. They eat grass"

She said "Oh!! That's ok then" and tucked in!

I did forgive her though as she was only 11 at the time.