Spent her school years in the corridor ....

[jaysey]

My 20 year old never ceases to amaze me ... Mam how do they get the mash potato in the bean skin
!! ...
Had to explain its a bloody bean and grew like that !!
Did you know babies can breathe under water til they are 9 months ? No they can't ..... But they breathe water inside you before they are born !! Biology lesson delivered
No they get oxygen through the umbilical cord ...... Is that attached the mums belly button ?!!!!!
Mam do guinea pigs lay eggs ? !!!....... And many more.... Seriously and she's allowed to drive a car and wield scissors at work !!!!!!!

[Pepperty]

must admit I was 35 before I realised that a raisin is just a shriveled grape so I cant laugh at her

[mybad]

Not a blonde hairdresser by any chance is she.

[jaysey]

Nov 10, 2013 18:18:03 GMT mybad said:

Not a blonde hairdresser by any chance is she.

Spot on

[jaysey]

Looking at a map ..... Ooh is Ethiopia a real place ??? Thought it just meant you were starving !!!!!!!!
At least she has the sense to vape ......

[yesitsme]

My daughter is very gullible and her partner is always taking the micky. I would turn a blind eye to her mistakes so as not to make it an issue.

[jaysey]

Nov 10, 2013 18:33:45 GMT yesitsme said:

My daughter is very gullible and her partner is always taking the micky. I would turn a blind eye to her mistakes so as not to make it an issue.

Don't get me wrong I don't make an issue , just making light off it ! She's a good kid and I love her to bits ! Just thought it was amusing ! She's the first to laugh at her self and I'm proud of her , really helps the family and adores her little brother , wouldn't change her for the world, sorry if you thought I taking the Micky but not my intention

[Karma]

I think it's only right to laugh at your kids, they take the mikey out of their parents all the time

The first time my daughter made cheese on toast she toasted one side of the bread then put the cheese on the toasted side. She totally couldn't understand why the other side was still white

Then the next time she tried, she did the same thing

[jaysey]

Nov 10, 2013 18:49:01 GMT Karma said:

I think it's only right to laugh at your kids, they take the mikey out of their parents all the time

The first time my daughter made cheese on toast she toasted one side of the bread then put the cheese on the toasted side. She totally couldn't understand why the other side was still white

Then the next time she tried, she did the same thing

My oldest once rang me ask if you put water in the pan to boil an egg !!! Got to love them

[mybad]

Nov 10, 2013 18:40:19 GMT jaysey said:

Nov 10, 2013 18:33:45 GMT yesitsme said:

My daughter is very gullible and her partner is always taking the micky. I would turn a blind eye to her mistakes so as not to make it an issue.

Don't get me wrong I don't make an issue , just making light off it ! She's a good kid and I love her to bits ! Just thought it was amusing ! She's the first to laugh at her self and I'm proud of her , really helps the family and adores her little brother , wouldn't change her for the world, sorry if you thought I taking the Micky but not my intention

Better than having a stuck up arrogant little shit who thinks they know it all , I know for sure which one I would prefer , oh hang on a minute Iv,e got one , she don't half make us laugh with some of the things she comes out with but you already know the jist of it all.

[charon]

jaysey

Just have to grin and put up with it..

Don't forget you must be kind to your kids, after all they are the ones who will pick which Nursing Home you end up in..

[Yorkshireman]

An ex of mine once asked me what chips are made of,seriously.

[ausfost]

I've mentioned it before, my daughter wanted a Scottish chicken as she loves Scotch eggs

[OneDay]

My daughter let slip recently that she always thought that sparrows were baby pigeons

[Karma]

Nov 11, 2013 12:10:01 GMT OneDay said:

My daughter let slip recently that she always thought that sparrows were baby pigeons

Yeh, but have you ever seen a baby pigeon