what about if.....?

[cl0wn]

We declare ourselves a church? And have vaping as part of our worship, to allay the dreaded antivape, tobacco. Could be a loophole? Many religions rely on illicit drug use, why not have harmless vaping as part of the process of worshipping the cloud? We could have our own commandments:

Thou must not covet thy neighbours shinies,
Thou must let thouest (or whatever) juices steep before sampling,
Thou must ensure thouest tank never runneth dry.

If Scientology can be a religion (and autocorrect has capitalised it) then why not Vapology? Follow me to the promised land brothers and sisters, someone far more experienced than I shall lead you to the land of the perfect vanilla custard, or maybe I've had one carlsberg too many, either way, I'll watch from a safe distance.

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

All hail the cloud

[cl0wn]

You with me brother?!?

[cl0wn]

The cloud bringeth joy and happiness. Kneel at the feet (preflume) of the cloud, he will save and heal your worried lungs!

[jordan]

There are genuinely enough vapers in the UK that if we all put Vapology on the census it would become be given its own code in the religion section of the census records Brother cl0wn

All hail The Cloud

(Don't forget to capitalize the almighty Cloud.)

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

Dec 12, 2013 0:37:14 GMT jordan said:

There are genuinely enough vapers in the UK that if we all put Vapology on the census it would become be given its own code in the religion section of the census records Brother cl0wn

All hail The Cloud

(Don't forget to capitalize the almighty Cloud.)

They did put Jedi in haha

[jordan]

Dec 12, 2013 0:39:11 GMT Village idiot formerly tjlumle said:

Dec 12, 2013 0:37:14 GMT jordan said:

There are genuinely enough vapers in the UK that if we all put Vapology on the census it would become be given its own code in the religion section of the census records Brother cl0wn

All hail The Cloud

(Don't forget to capitalize the almighty Cloud.)

They did put Jedi in haha

Exactly and that was only between 600,000 and 700,000 people not sure on the exact numbers but it made it into the top 5 religions on the 2001 census.

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

Instead of bread and wine we could have a vape and any alcoholic beverage of our choosing

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

Next census here we come

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

As long as they don't call us vapists

[Deleted]

Great Idea. I would start believing and as for communion wow. The super vape god would say vaping for life and the reply would be Amen, you would get to try different flavours when receiving the Eucharist. Sign me up, let me know when and where the first service is.

[cl0wn]

Our cloud, that art in vapour, hallowed be thy vape, thy flavour come, thy will be recoiled, on mods as it is on egos, give us this day our daily vape, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive fasttech who take an eternity, lead us not into nonvaping, and deliver our vapemail, forgive us our trespasses where vaping is banned, as we forgive those who ask if its drugs, and forgive us our cloud chasing, for thine is the vapedom, the PG and the VG forever and ever.

Vape on.

[jordan]

Dec 12, 2013 0:50:59 GMT cl0wn said:

Our cloud, that art in vapour, hallowed be thy vape, thy flavour come, thy will be recoiled, on mods as it is on egos, give us this day our daily vape, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive fasttech who take an eternity, lead us not into nonvaping, and deliver our vapemail, forgive us our trespasses where vaping is banned, as we forgive those who ask if its drugs, and forgive us our cloud chasing, for thine is the vapedom, the PG and the VG forever and ever.

Vape on.

Pure genius!

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

Dec 12, 2013 0:50:59 GMT cl0wn said:

Our cloud, that art in vapour, hallowed be thy vape, thy flavour come, thy will be recoiled, on mods as it is on egos, give us this day our daily vape, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive fasttech who take an eternity, lead us not into nonvaping, and deliver our vapemail, forgive us our trespasses where vaping is banned, as we forgive those who ask if its drugs, and forgive us our cloud chasing, for thine is the vapedom, the PG and the VG forever and ever.

Vape on.

Amen

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

People already think we are abit of a cult this might push them over the edge haha