Girls, do you realise...

[Blownupdolly]

Feb 22, 2014 21:28:59 GMT @munkymunky said:

was gonna say something about fluffy nuts and monkey jizz

You're naughty you are!

[Deleted]

3 penis's on my table. I hope no one knocks at the door cause I am quite enjoying it

[tmg]

Oooooer missus

[Deleted]

Feb 22, 2014 21:37:37 GMT stamina said:

3 penis's on my table. I hope no one knocks at the door cause I am quite enjoying it

 tart!

[Blownupdolly]

Feb 22, 2014 21:37:37 GMT stamina said:

3 penis's on my table. I hope no one knocks at the door cause I am quite enjoying it

That's just plain greedy.

You should go tell your musical neighbour about it. It might stop her thinking you are playing tunes and entertaining "friends" instead

[smarties]

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System in one hand glass of wine in the other, watching the telly, bliss   and I don't get told off by the Mrs 

[tmg]

I'll never look at an iclear 16 in quite the same way again!

[Clivia]

my itaste and my vtr are square but stil as tmg said .................... never the same

this forum is too good to be true

[Deleted]

Blownupdolly I just sellotape them all together to make a penis pan pipe and now I am playing the pipes of peace loudly to her and if she knocks I will let her have a blow

[arron]

5 min ago I was vaping and ended up with juice in my mouth,spat it out and cleaned up....having just read this maybe I should of just swallowed

[Blownupdolly]

Feb 22, 2014 21:55:59 GMT Clivia said:

my itaste and my vtr are square but stil as tmg said .................... never the same

this forum is too good to be true

I reckon you could make a fortune with a square PENIS.

[tracerace1]

Feb 22, 2014 21:56:28 GMT stamina said:

Blownupdolly I just sellotape them all together to make a penis pan pipe and now I am playing the pipes of peace loudly to her and if she knocks I will let her have a blow

this thread has cheered me up no end  BEST THREAD ALL WEEK Dolly

I REALLY NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH SPAT MY COFFEE OUT STAMINA...I LOVE U ALL!

[tmg]

Feb 22, 2014 21:56:28 GMT stamina said:

Blownupdolly I just sellotape them all together to make a penis pan pipe and now I am playing the pipes of peace loudly to her and if she knocks I will let her have a blow

I just choked on me PENIS, reading that 

[paulymeatballs]

I like to whip out my PENIS in public and stick it in my mouth.
I enjoy the strange looks I get from passers by.

[lairey]

Feb 22, 2014 21:28:59 GMT @munkymunky said:

was gonna say something about fluffy nuts and monkey jizz

Monkey Jizz in my PENIS is what's doing it for me tonight