Girls, do you realise...

[Clivia]

oh and btw - my husband is vaping 0 nicotine - so he misses out on the N - but it does not seem to diminish the pleasure

[tmg]

'Scuse me Mr bar owner, is it ok to get my PENIS out in your bar?' .....what could possibly go wrong with that?

[Deleted]

I have a mini PENIS plugged in, very satisfying it is too!

[Blownupdolly]

Feb 22, 2014 22:28:19 GMT jess said:

I have a mini PENIS plugged in, very satisfying it is too!

Never you mind. It might be small, but perfectly formed. Size isn't everything. Lol

[loobiebloo]

Raffles - that's the best (only) offer I've had for a long time!

[enjay]

I see an opening for a potential penis mod

[loobiebloo]

Blownupdolly, what have you done to this nice civilized forum? It's an interesting take though - can anyone interfere with one's sexual preferences these days? We may be protected on several fronts. Equality, Human Rights, HASWA(it's included in every list, regardless of context)! I'm sure there are others. I think you're a genius. Well done.

[Deleted]

Feb 22, 2014 22:38:12 GMT Blownupdolly said:

Feb 22, 2014 22:28:19 GMT jess said:

I have a mini PENIS plugged in, very satisfying it is too!

Never you mind. It might be small, but perfectly formed. Size isn't everything. Lol

Exactly!  

[Steve (VapeStorm)]

Feb 22, 2014 22:41:50 GMT enjay said:

I see an opening for a potential penis mod

Been done already enjay

[Blownupdolly]

Feb 22, 2014 22:56:43 GMT Steve (VapeStorm) said:

Feb 22, 2014 22:41:50 GMT enjay said:

I see an opening for a potential penis mod

Been done already enjay

I also saw a penis drip tip the other week.... Ewwwww, that sounds awful!!

[Deleted]

If you buy your p.e.n.i.s from Japan it will cum with a japs eye

[Blownupdolly]

Gawwwwd. At the rate we are going there will be mass bannings by Chrissie!! We have minds lower than a sewer rat!

[dagl]

Feb 22, 2014 23:03:05 GMT stamina said:

If you buy your p.e.n.i.s from Japan it will cum with a japs eye

If you get one from china it'll take a long time to cum

[Deleted]

Feb 22, 2014 21:56:28 GMT stamina said:

Blownupdolly I just sellotape them all together to make a penis pan pipe and now I am playing the pipes of peace loudly to her and if she knocks I will let her have a blow

so that was you busking outside Primark?

[fiddles]

you filthy lot, I leave you alone for 5 mins & look what I get tagged into

Are you trying to get me banned ?

Feb 22, 2014 22:13:17 GMT Clivia said:

oh and btw - my husband is vaping 0 nicotine - so he misses out on the N - but it does not seem to diminish the pleasure

In that case Clivia your husband has his lips around a

Fully Automated Non Nicotine Yantra



& for you doubting Thomas's
Yantra is the Sanskrit word for "instrument" or "machine"
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