Monkey Jizz?

[Phoenix .]

Has anyone managed to replicate this juice, if so please let me know how you did it.I love this juice so much that it is costing me so much, I would love to make my own.

[420Mac]

Hi Phoenix,

I have never tried the real thing so I can't tell you that this is an exact clone but from what I've read it's roughly there or there abouts, but for me it's a very nice vape.

Cap Vanilla Custard 12%
Cap Banana 10%
TPA Bavarian Cream 2%
TPA Dulce De Leche 1%
EM/Sweetener to taste

Someone else made this recipe but a bit weaker and loved it, this was what he/she used,

Cap Vanilla Custard 6%
Cap Banana 6%
TPA Bavarian Cream 2%
TPA Dulce De Leche 1%


Long time lurker but I thought It's about time I posed something

Hope it helps

[Pepperty]

Heeey! hiya mac lovely to see you've unlurked yourself, come introduce yourself so we can all be nosy and grill you!! haha, no seriously, hello and welcome

[geordie_vaper]

am lazy so 20% capella vc, 20% capella banana sorted

dont no how close it is to mokey jizz as i have never had it but that recipe is good for me

[Deleted]

May 30, 2014 11:14:53 GMT 420Mac said:

Hi Phoenix,

I have never tried the real thing so I can't tell you that this is an exact clone but from what I've read it's roughly there or there abouts, but for me it's a very nice vape.

Cap Vanilla Custard 12%
Cap Banana 10%
TPA Bavarian Cream 2%
TPA Dulce De Leche 1%
EM/Sweetener to taste




Long time lurker but I thought It's about time I posed something

Hope it helps

Phoenix ., like 420Mac I haven't tried monkey jizz but mixed up the recipe that was posted above and just tried it after 2 and a bit weeks steeping and must say its gorgeous, definitely worth giving it a try.

[lairey]

I mixed up another 3 variations yesterday... unfortunately, it's going to be 3 weeks before I can test them

[Pepperty]

just make sure you pop back with reviews... that reminds me, I really NEED to order a couple of concentrates ( read that as an accidental bakers dozen...) I hadn't got Capella banana!

[lairey]

Jun 16, 2014 8:57:25 GMT Pepperty said:

just make sure you pop back with reviews... that reminds me, I really NEED to order a couple of concentrates ( read that as an accidental bakers dozen...) I hadn't got Capella banana!

Don't worry @peppert, as soon as I have a reasonable facsimile, I will be sharing the love...  Just had to order myself another 100ml bottle as I can't seem to get enough of it, but I have told myself that this is the last one, so I have about 130mls of time to perfect a recipe 

[mrbee]

lairey are we any closer to the Jizz fest? Really got my eye on this even though never had monkey jizz it just sounds right up my street....
Creamy custardy banana goodnesss yesss!!

[DiscoDes]

Jul 1, 2014 11:45:27 GMT mrbee said:

lairey are we any closer to the Jizz fest?

Just sounds SO WRONG!

[mrbee]

lol yeah suppose it does. But lets hope shes onto a winner!!

[ronaldo]

Jul 1, 2014 11:56:33 GMT DiscoDes said:

Jul 1, 2014 11:45:27 GMT mrbee said:

lairey are we any closer to the Jizz fest?

Just sounds SO WRONG!

[geordie_vaper]

hope am not around for this jizz fest like

[amygx]

The ingredients sound quite nice I'll have to find/buy and try this. If I had to make my own it wouldn't go too well with my sister around though, I can see it now.

"Hey sis, fancy a jizz fest?"
"Sure."
"Ok you get ready, I'll go get my gear."
.....
"Uhm, sis...when I said jizz fest.."
"Yeah?"
"Well..the gloves are fine but the lube may make mixing a bit tricky. Its also safer if you do this with your clothes on, and get off your knees and sit at the table."

[ronaldo]

Jul 1, 2014 14:21:08 GMT amygx said:

The ingredients sound quite nice I'll have to find/buy and try this. If I had to make my own it wouldn't go too well with my sister around though, I can see it now.

"Hey sis, fancy a jizz fest?"
"Sure."
"Ok you get ready, I'll go get my gear."
.....
"Uhm, sis...when I said jizz fest.."
"Yeah?"
"Well..the gloves are fine but the lube may make mixing a bit tricky. Its also safer if you do this with your clothes on, and get off your knees and sit at the table."

sounds good send me your addey