Daft idea part 1

[dalealan]

I'm waiting until I go somewhere posh for one Wibble. If I use a Poundland or Aldi carrier the neighbours will look down their nose at me. Hmm I'll be the main man round here if I use a Marks n Spencer's one.

[wibble]

Jun 14, 2014 8:41:59 GMT dalealan said:

I'm waiting until I go somewhere posh for one Wibble. If I use a Poundland or Aldi carrier they neighbours will look down their nose at me. Hmm I'll be the main man round here if I use a Marks n Spencer's one.

dalealan I have a great one with a VW on from a shop in Perranporth ! Now that would look even better than an M&S one hanging on your washing line !!

[dalealan]

Noooo that's too good for round here Wibble. I'd have to pritstick leaves and grass all over myself and hide in my bushes all ninja sas stylee to make sure nobody jumped over my fence and pinched it.

[ruffdog]

Why don't we just ask Jane if she will crotchet us some peg bags, I'm guilty also of leaving pegs on the line.

[dalealan]

Ooh I feel a group buy on wool coming on

[chykensa]

You know, in amongst all the recoiling tips and careful assessment of the newest vaping equipment, this forum needs for threads like this! I'm racking my brains to think of something I can add to this thread now - may have to just go and sit in the sun for an hour and cogitate

[Q]

Jun 14, 2014 8:34:48 GMT dalealan said:

Super deluxe version with hot water bath capabilities...

What impresses me is how you stop the water from running out of the glass? and of course your lawn needs cutting, how do you get a lawnmower to do vertical cuts

[dalealan]

Easy. I fill the glass with water, put everything in it and put it in the freezer for half an hour before super gluing it to my window sill and for the grass I just tie the lawnmower to 136 helium filled balloons, wait until they've lifted it to the top, pop a balloon with a catapult, the weight of the grass will force the lawnmower to descend, then I use a fan to produce a quick blast of air to position it to the next stripe, quickly open the glass collection box which has been rigged with a purpose built sprung catch, the grass tips out, the balloons will automatically cause it to rise again then repeat the process. Easy failing that try and work out how to realign the pic on my ipad. Whichevers easier

[djs]

Have I awoken in parallel dimension?



This is surreal.

(I'm enjoying it though... )

[CaptainChaos]

I popped into Ann Summers & asked them for an ultrasonic vibrator to help 1) clean my tools and 2) steep my juices.

They looked at me like this ???

Don't know why they banned me though

[dalealan]

Oooh that's another good idea CaptainChaos plus I've seen the size of some of them I'd be able to Sellotape 36 30ml bottles around 'em. Right that's another group buy

[CaptainChaos]

Thanks dalealan but the reason I got banned is because I pointed at something on the shelf & asked if I could stack all my Evods in it

[dalealan]

Hahaha yeah we should all drop in and ask the girls are they ego threaded and what wattage produces the best vapour with their chocolate body liquid as vaping it has made us sick. Yeah let's make that happen

[CaptainChaos]

Well - there was one thing in there that had "3 working orifices", so that's the Evods, MVPs and Zmax sorted for me

[Super-Shiny]

Love it dalealan

Genius not daft