Titanide Themis 18

[Pepperty]

Can someone (preferably rich) take pity on me and fall in love with this mod please? Suggest it needs to be a bloke with shovels for hands, its mega bling so maybe be of interest to a drugs baron? or a 1970's retro style pimp 

It's a (massive) thing of beauty....titanium and gold plating, quality french made mod. Unfortunately I don't like large mods at all, even 18500 mods offend me - I think I was slightly lashed when I bought it? (I was definitely at the pub/on eBay/on my phone) I know, I must have been nuts! 

It was originally bought new from cloud9vaping and is less than 6 months old. Has had one careful owner who never left the house with it (whereas I unwrapped, looked at it, wept at its gargantuan form and wrapped it back up) Original owner paid almost £250 for it, £169 for mod and £15 drip tip £40 for matching carto tank. 

Here's the blurb:

Featuring an alluring fluid shape, the Themis is precision manufactured from Titanium and 24-carat gold-plated brass.

The all-titanium models feature the classic titanium body with titanium cap and locking ferrule, and the titanium & gold-plated models feature 24k gold-plated brass cap and locking ferrule.

Every model posesses a 24k gold-plated brass button into which a slice of abalone shell has been inset, thereby making every single device as unique as its owner.

It IS immaculate, I cant see a mark on it (bar my shaking sweaty fingermarks) There's no way in God's green earth I'd be seen toking on this thing, I've seen 'personal massages' smaller than this beast!) It's a long shot but there may be someone among you that like ruddy great mods with mega bling so I beg you to consider this creation.
If for some mad reason it appeals.... just give me £80 and its yours - signed for delivery and out of my sight!!   I'm taking a loss, good style - but that's what happens when you quaff copious amounts of vodka and go online shopping.....


















Package deal for the £80 quid is 18650 mod, etched glass tank, driptip <all of which are dripping in real gold!!> also includes 2x icr batteries, 4 prepunched xl carts and the coolest storage case in history (go-on, just youtube it. The case is a feat of engineering!!) I'll even throw in a vv kick... it'll kick fine with 18500 batteries, there's spares and you can alter washers and spacers on mod body to fit.



 
I know I shouldn't take the piss...it is jaw dropping glorious, but its not me! I bounce stuff, I'm clumsy and generally understated  in my vape gear loves. It is actually smaller than the eVic so if anyone likes that -- they might find this appealing?


So if anyone here likes their vape gear ostentatious and showstopping, this might be for you!  I was even hoping that Blownupdolly 's husband might like to match his missus! Yes, I'm desperate to be rid of this thing bling 

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dagl lend me £80 pleeeeeeeease!!!!

[Pepperty]

..you LIKE it?!? look love, you can pay me in weekly installments if so spikeyfridge and I'm not joking I bloody hate it!

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Lol love it!

[dagl]

Jun 17, 2014 16:11:24 GMT spikeyfridge said:

dagl lend me £80 pleeeeeeeease!!!!

"(preferably rich)"   Ppppffffssssttttt!!!!!!!

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Looooool! You know it would 'complete me' ..... again .....

SOLD! MINE! GEDDOFF!

[Pepperty]

Deal Done! spikey likes 'bling!!'' so spikey can have!!

Consider the ostentatious titanium and gold mod sold see! I knew someone would love it!

[blakey]

Good luck to you spikey, juices seem to taste a little better when you're proud of your set up

[gill2009]

 I've never seen anything like it...it is indeed gorgeous ( & a wee bitty sexual looking ) 

[Pepperty]

exactly gill2009 It is gorgeous but its so NOT for me!!! for a start I dont like anything on the large side........... and I almost had a heart attack when I unwrapped it. Its absolutely perfect, immaculate and totally not my thing! it does, on teh other hand - deserve to be loved

[ronaldo]

shhhhhhhhhh does spikey know its not a vamo

[pebbles]

Just want to say I am so pleased spikey has bought this, I kept looking and thinking ooh yeah that's a thing of beauty, but my bank account sadly said no,thankfully it sold quickly as it should have at such a excellent price

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Lol. Its blimmin' gorgeous

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Jun 17, 2014 17:39:49 GMT pebbles said:

Just want to say I am so pleased spikey has bought this, I kept looking and thinking ooh yeah that's a thing of beauty, but my bank account sadly said no,thankfully it sold quickly as it should have at such a excellent price

Mine says no too but I'm forcing it to do my will!

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The prize for the best ever classifieds ad goes to Pepperty!

Enjoy your very shiny new toy, spikeyfridge.