this morning's postman drama

[Pepperty]

I've been stalking my postman.... desperately awaiting my classifieds microstick. I'm on the train now to London and was anxious to take this as my vape gear. so as you can imagine I was getting twitchy and pricing over what could be my backup gear....

So every 10 minutes I kept opening front door to check for him, eventually he arrived slightly later than normal so I took the parcels from him at my gate. very excitable I was

when I turned back the front door had lucked shut! no,one home and me, half hour from my taxi arriving... i knew the back patio door was open but it's a very high wall and bolted back gate... panic!

so I forced open the wedged gate next door of the empty house being refurbed and dragged their bin over to joining wall and clambered onto bin, onto wall and dropping onto my garden bench. I've ripped my cotton shirt to pieces and mucked up my trousers but I have my microstick!

I really really hope none of the neighbours saw me and/ or videod me for YouTube. the bloody bin was gopping and piled high with builders rubble!

[OneDay]

Ah, the things we do for love shineys

[ronaldo]

I hope they have    

[Raffles]

There's just been a newsflash on the local Granada news about a 'cat burglar' spotted on the Wirral, operating in full daylight. They said she must be very brazen and not to be approached!

[clairea]

ooooooooooopss at least you weren't naked

[Pepperty]

was quite lucky I was dressed, as I never normally bother and wander about in my sesame st lounge pants and skimpy vest ( much to my postman horror) or worse, just a zip up dressing gown.

Worst is my alley is miles around the back in another street... least I had shoes on, I'd have never pole vaulted the bin in my flip flops!

[gill2009]

                                            

[wibble]

I shouldn't have laughed .... but I did

[ronaldo]

I should have laughed .... and I did

[Ripshod]

No-one should be laughing, but I am!!

[Deleted]

I'm searching for the video as we speak Pepperty

Could only happen to you LOL

[Steve (VapeStorm)]

Ill just leave this here

[davetherayon]

So it wasn't like this Pepperty?

[VapingBad]

That reminds me of

[PinkyPuff]

Aww,poor Pepperty