Out of the mouths of babes....

[thatguy]

My son earlier tonight (just after farting)   
"Magnus farted"  (big smile)  "Fart again please"
At this point the wife and me doubled over laughing.


Several times over last few weeks when he doesn't want to go somewhere alone
"Scared of the pantspire"
Still trying to figure out what a pantspire is.   A vampire with an underwear fetish?


"Do you want to sleep Magnus"
"No, I'm tired!" - a normal excuse when he doesn't want to do something.

"M for Magnus.  M for mummy" thinks for a second..."M for daddy"

What have your own little darlings being entertaining or confusing you with?

[wibble]

I don't have kids but my little fourlegged baby was making me laugh last night licking the washing on the airier ?

First thing he did when I got up this morning was go over to the airer and start licking the duvet again ???