Jehova's Witnesses..........

[Deleted]

I just tell them to f**k off always does the trick.

[Deleted]

I just out on my costume and welcomed them

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[ronaldo]

I invited them in to watch videos at my sisters years ago she couldn't get rid of them for 6 hours
I just left by the back door

[VapingBad]

Aug 7, 2014 19:35:56 GMT ronaldo said:

I invited them in to watch videos at my sisters years ago she couldn't get rid of them for 6 hours
I just left by the back door

That's evil

[ronaldo]

Aug 7, 2014 19:40:14 GMT VapingBad said:

Aug 7, 2014 19:35:56 GMT ronaldo said:

I invited them in to watch videos at my sisters years ago she couldn't get rid of them for 6 hours
I just left by the back door

That's evil

its not I don't like my sister she got what she deserved

[VapingBad]

Aug 7, 2014 19:47:06 GMT ronaldo said:

Aug 7, 2014 19:40:14 GMT VapingBad said:

That's evil

its not I don't like my sister she got what she deserved

revenge is a dish best served where someone else has to do the clear up.

[VapingBad]

Watch out ronaldo there is a new sheriff in town

[ronaldo]

Aug 7, 2014 19:55:42 GMT VapingBad said:

Watch out ronaldo there is a new sheriff in town

very good sheriff dagl

[osdset]

Mormons are much more fun than JW's, you can verbally abuse a Mormon for hours and they just stand there and smile moronically.

[davetherayon]

Apparently if you tell Jo Wit's "I'm an Anabaptist" they go mental and run away. My sis in law told me so and she's a teacher so knows shiz, yo.

[osdset]

Aug 7, 2014 20:41:25 GMT davetherayon said:

Apparently if you tell Jo Wit's "I'm an Anabaptist" they go mental and run away. My sis in law told me so and she's a teacher so knows shiz, yo.

So open the door wearing a straw hat and a fake beard then? Cool.

[clairea]

I find telling them i'm a white witch and pagan does it most of the time, except once when they wanted to discuss that, so i ended up preaching them about mother earth and paganism and my father in law (at the time) was a high priest, now i have a sign in the door saying no cold callers same applies to charity workers jw's and anyone else that cares to know on my door they will all be prosecuted if they don't take care of the notice and knock on the door,

[davetherayon]

Used to have a JW camp (mission, whatever they call it) round the corner from me. Every. Bloody. Saturday they'd come round with their toothy grins flogging Watchtower. I was usually hungover from the night before so never the best of people to wake up at 10 AM. Didn't get personal on them, but they did get 'Not you again, can't you just piss off?' once or twice.

[Gasper]

I told the Mormons that seeing that I will be enrolled into the Mormon church on my death, I'll wait until then as I don't want to go rushing into things. They never came back.

[mart166]

We used to be plagued with JW's, but lately we only get Africans from the happy clappy churches, always tempted to ask if they have $10,000,000 in a bank in nigeria they wish to transfer to me.

MP