Jehova's Witnesses..........

[chrisjw]

I've just had the displeasure of having them hammering on my door & causing all the dogs to go ape s***t....................I allowed them to commence their well practised & frankly, pointless spiel & interrupted them by asking if they'd both like to go for a few beers with me on Sunday........I was met with open mouths & incredulous expressions, along with total silence................then I shut the door.........that'll learn 'em.



"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

[ronaldo]

I have a give blood window sticker and haven't had them ever I wonder why

[decoy]

tell them thank you but i am a moreman so theres not much point and the moremans i tell im a jahova guess what not had ether of them knock in ten years

[lizzynan]

I was brought up a Mormon now a very vocal atheist lol. So I love it when they knock on my door love a good argument

[charon]

They never seem to bother us............yet.

[VapingBad]

I opened the door to them on a Sunday morning looking a but rough after the night before (I was about 20 then) and they just took one look at me, said sorry to bother you and left, I had to ask them what they wanted to find out the were Jehovah's Witnesses.

[igual]

We werejust getting ready to go to a summer solstist event few years back, I had my full robes on scicle in belt etc when they

[igual]

We were just getting ready to go to a summer solstist event few years back, I had my full robes on scicle in belt etc when the door bell rang
( we were expecting some friends to help move some bits for the feast including 1 dead sheep ffor the spit ). So on way to said front door I grabbed the sheep carcass never seen 2 people more startled in my life they actually ran down the path screaming.

[Bob]

I have a BIG sign on my door " No Preachers No Peddlers " that I bought in Spain, looks like a motorbike number plate, if ever they do knock or ring, I just open the door and say "Can't you read"

PS I find the Baptists are the worst at not being able to read...

[chrisjw]

Aug 7, 2014 14:14:50 GMT Bob said:

I have a BIG sign on my door " No Preachers No Peddlers " that I bought in Spain, looks like a motorbike number plate, if ever they do knock or ring, I just open the door and say "Can't you read"

PS I find the Baptists are the worst at not being able to read...

They don't bounce back down your pathway as well as the JW's do either...............




"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

[andy01424]

or just open door applies to all unwanted visitors and say "pizza delivery" when say no just close the door lol

many years ago,was working on my car when a few JV were about knocking saw they were coming over to me so quickly did 3 updside down 6's on forehead with engine oil,never seen them move so fast,when i looked up

But end of day every one has there beliefs or not,but there no need to force it on people,if they want to they will go to where ever

[mart166]

I found a blow up satan on porch and withches cauldron in garden done the trick, now cant get rid of the witches every five minutes knocking on door, lend us an eye of newt until we can get to tescos, wouldn't mind if they danced naked !!!



MP

[enjay]

Just point out to them how their founder thought the world was going to end in the 19th century but when it didn't he started up the jobby witnesses instead so really it's a load of shit and they should move on and enjoy life. Happy Christmas!

[Ripshod]

My camera lets me know who's there, so I just stumble to the door with a bottle of vodka in my hand. While I'm fumbling for the key they leave. No pleasing some folks

[prr]

When I was a copper argued successfelly with a sergeant who was a jehovah that how could alcohol be wrong if Jesus turned water into wine(I am an atheist). We also used to get plagued by born agains dragging their children around trying to preach on my doorstep. I don't begrudge anyone their beliefs but please, please I don't want anywone to try and inflict their beliefs on me