Vaping improves your sex life,

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Jan 27, 2015 19:38:04 GMT amygx said:

I'm sure the wife has her own "Mod" to meet her needs, with variable speed instead of variable wattage lol

But mowjo's wife still needs a real man though, that type of mod can't pay for dinner or get a round of drinks in can it......

[yourgurnard]

Jan 27, 2015 19:33:48 GMT igual said:

I wondered why my right arm had got stronger ( must be from continuously lifting vape mods)

Beat (!) Me to it M8 (Only By About 3hrs.....)
Was Gonna Say Mine Has n't Improved Since Vaping 'cos I've Always Got Something in My Hand Now!!!

[yourgurnard]

Jan 27, 2015 23:26:15 GMT OliverB said:

I was banned from the bedroom hokey cokey since I tried to put my left leg in.

Same Here....I Asked Other Half Wot I Could Do to Improve Things, She Said That I Should n't Need to Be Told & to Use My Head.......................

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mowjo....maybe a username change to gotmymowjoback?

[charliehorse]

Jan 27, 2015 23:27:12 GMT @letsavit said:

Jan 27, 2015 19:38:04 GMT amygx said:

I'm sure the wife has her own "Mod" to meet her needs, with variable speed instead of variable wattage lol

But mowjo's wife still needs a real man though, that type of mod of can't pay for dinner or get a round drinks in can it......

That's a weird way to think about things, or maybe its just me, my girlfriend takes her turn paying for dinner/drinks, her choice, I don't force the issue.

Jan 27, 2015 23:31:48 GMT yourgurnard said:

Same Here....I Asked Other Half Wot I Could Do to Improve Things, She Said That I Should n't Need to Be Told & to Use My Head.......................

Ahh, don't just use your head .........

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charliehorse. Was a joke..... ie we are still handy for some things....

[charliehorse]

Jan 28, 2015 0:10:02 GMT @letsavit said:

charliehorse. Was a joke..... ie we are still handy for some things....

Yeah mate I know, for example,

this weekend I am handy for cutting a sliver off some kitchen worktops and fitting a new cooker that is just slightly bigger than the old one

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Jan 28, 2015 0:33:13 GMT charliehorse said:

Jan 28, 2015 0:10:02 GMT @letsavit said:

charliehorse. Was a joke..... ie we are still handy for some things....

Yeah mate I know, for example,

this weekend I am handy for cutting a sliver off some kitchen worktops and fitting a new cooker that is just slightly bigger than the old one

Haha.  Yep DIY, that's another, trying to think ,anymore ? I'm struggling...........

[mart166]

I'd recommend Viagra, gives you the safety of not rolling over and falling out of bed lol.

Now which section on FT do they sell it ?




MP

[wingit]

I tried some viagra eye drops........

Made me look well hard.

[gill2009]

Jan 27, 2015 23:20:33 GMT thatguy said:

Jan 27, 2015 19:38:04 GMT amygx said:

I'm sure the wife has her own "Mod" to meet her needs, with variable speed instead of variable wattage lol

And they moan about boys toys!!!


I think I remember that lovemaking thingymabob.... It's something I did about 9 months before a baby appeared in my arms.

To be serious, there have been some major benefits to the bedroom hokey cokey since we began vaping. 

                                                         

[jevans]

Vaping improves nothing.........twice bugger all is still bugger all!!

Jim

[yourgurnard]

Jan 28, 2015 11:03:31 GMT jevans said:

Vaping improves nothing.........twice bugger all is still bugger all!!

Jim

Possibly Change 'Bugger-All' to 'Nothing' to Prevent Any Misunderstandings?....

[mowjo]

OK! update, I booked the Guiness book of records for August on my Birthday, I had everything planned down to the last detail, I even tried a couple of dummy runs, MVP in one hand other hand on the shower on switch, GO! switch on, two toots took three seconds leaving seven seconds for the deed, five seconds for that left me two seconds to spare! got an extra toot in, Yup! I can do this record no problem, In walks the wife and says what the hell are you doing?? I explain about the record and how I have all your backing, even told her I would make her famous, first came "THAT" look that only women can do, in just one sentance she shattered my dream, with the words "No chance you've already had a shower this year" I had to call the GBR to cancel, they were very dissapointed as they had already started selling tickets for the event, it now looks like my attempt at this record will have to be August 2016, on the upside it gives me time to practice on my own in the shower for the next 18 months, If I can get that dirty deed time down to four seconds, i'm going to invite her sister around and go for the double, Wish me luck folks,,,

Mow,,,

[yourgurnard]

Bloody Hell! I've Already Bought 2 Tickets!!!