Vaping improves your sex life,

[mowjo]

Honest! no longer can I get away with the Mrs saying bog off you smell like an old ash tray, now I have pretend headaches, pretend I'm asleep or stay up so late the wife is asleep, worse still is since I stopped stinkies I have loads more energy and she has noticed, it's getting so bad with my excuses I'm thinking of becoming a celebate Buddist monk, yea that should fix her! on the other hand I shouldn't begrudge her 10 seconds of my time once a year for sex, that would make me selfish,,

Mow,,,

[Raffles]

mowjo... wish I knew what you were talking about! ??? 

[Roger]

10 SECONDS!!!!! You do it twice or something?

[mowjo]

Raffles! either you didn't read the title, or your married,

[doctorjellybean]

Maybe some Viagra needed?

[Deleted]

I barely know how to spell it, never mind the rest......

[Roscopecotrain]

Haha great post mowjo.

[mowjo]

Doctor! someone had tp do it so it may as well be me, I tried Viagra once but I couldn't swallow them, I just ended up with a stiff neck,

Roger! I did say I was a lot fitter now I've stopped the stinkies, for years I tried to get it down to under five seconds like it was when I was 16,,

Mow,,,

[prr]

Wish I had the chance to find out!

10 seconds, hell does that include the shower and the vape after!!!

[mowjo]

PRR! your getting silly now, I'm a fully trained non-athlete for years, even at 16 when I was at my best I couldn't manage the shower and vape, I might just have managed a few toots but not the shower, Ooooooh! hang on! when I was 16 Vaping wasn't invented and we had a bath, Quick someone phone the Guiness book of records, I'm going for the record on my birthday in August, don't worry about sponsoring me just send me money, I need it for some good Vape kit to practise on, if we do it in the shower I might just get this record,,

[igual]

I wondered why my right arm had got stronger ( must be from continuously lifting vape mods)

[amygx]

I'm sure the wife has her own "Mod" to meet her needs, with variable speed instead of variable wattage lol

[igual]

[thatguy]

Jan 27, 2015 19:38:04 GMT amygx said:

I'm sure the wife has her own "Mod" to meet her needs, with variable speed instead of variable wattage lol

And they moan about boys toys!!!


I think I remember that lovemaking thingymabob.... It's something I did about 9 months before a baby appeared in my arms.

To be serious, there have been some major benefits to the bedroom hokey cokey since we began vaping. 

[OliverB]

I was banned from the bedroom hokey cokey since I tried to put my left leg in.