All Non Vaping Talk & Good Laugh Thread.

[dagl]

Jun 2, 2014 22:58:00 GMT VapingBad said:

Jun 2, 2014 22:42:57 GMT dagl said:

Oh here it is-

I remember the village idiot taking the commercial chilli sauce concentrate challenge in the pub one night, only a drop on the end of his tong and he weeped like a little girl whos had her iPone taken away.

My son when he was a kid wanted to try some that a guy was selling on a stall in the local farmers mkt, being the responsible parent I of course said "Sure!"   After I'd stopped laughing, I felt compelled to purchase said bottle. A few days later the evil offspring knicked the bottle and took it to school to let his classmates have a slurp, one poor little girl was so upset she had to go home after she'd peuked and stopped crying... I dunno who he gets his ideas from!
Heres the stuff-

 www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-home-office/hot-headz-who-dares-burns-2nd-assault-hot-sauce/10857062.html?utm_source=googleprod&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=gp_gifts&affil=thggpsad&switchcurrency=GBP&gclid=CjkKEQjwwbCcBRCxvJn9-N6dorwBEiQAVriOistev-yC9_FAk6noj6dGx5fHgPjih-movU1AMgU0DF_w_wcB

[VapingBad]

Jun 2, 2014 23:21:13 GMT dagl said:

Jun 2, 2014 22:58:00 GMT VapingBad said:

I remember the village idiot taking the commercial chilli sauce concentrate challenge in the pub one night, only a drop on the end of his tong and he weeped like a little girl whos had her iPone taken away.

My son when he was a kid wanted to try some that a guy was selling on a stall in the local farmers mkt, being the responsible parent I of course said "Sure!"   After I'd stopped laughing, I felt compelled to purchase said bottle. A few days later the evil offspring knicked the bottle and took it to school to let his classmates have a slurp, one poor little girl was so upset she had to go home after she'd peuked and stopped crying... I dunno who he gets his ideas from!
Heres the stuff-

 www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-home-office/hot-headz-who-dares-burns-2nd-assault-hot-sauce/10857062.html?utm_source=googleprod&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=gp_gifts&affil=thggpsad&switchcurrency=GBP&gclid=CjkKEQjwwbCcBRCxvJn9-N6dorwBEiQAVriOistev-yC9_FAk6noj6dGx5fHgPjih-movU1AMgU0DF_w_wcB

those days when you can get your own bat on your kids are just magic, my son got it coming he ate my jam doughnut today, I'm going to have to get medieval on this one.

[VapingBad]

[VapingBad]

I remember when the first all night take away new me started doing ring doughnuts fried to order (late 80's), many a wide eyed trip to Finsbury Park.

[VapingBad]

On the subject of eating...

[VapingBad]

Guy Ritchie's Brick Top & Star Wars


E: I had forgotten how funny this was

[dagl]

Jun 2, 2014 23:44:28 GMT VapingBad said:

I remember when the first all night take away new me started doing ring doughnuts fried to order (late 80's), many a wide eyed trip to Finsbury Park.

Used to go up there for stuff on occasions and pass tho on the Victoria line...

[VapingBad]

My ultra lazy midnight snack is a large hot-dog microwave 22 s, bung it in a slice of bread with tom sauce, it may not be gourmet, but it the second one has cooked before I've finished the first.

E: just went to do this and that doughnut stealing spawn of mine has also had all the hot-dogs

[jerryc]

I am now REALLY looking forward to my soddin Pot Noodle lunch - thanks guys!!

[VapingBad]

Jun 3, 2014 10:47:26 GMT jerryc said:

I am now REALLY looking forward to my soddin Pot Noodle lunch - thanks guys!!

I'd rather go hungry, be honest did you ever look forward to a pot noodle?

[jerryc]

When I were a lad Pot Noodles were a Sunday treat and eaten with great reverence and awe.

[VapingBad]

Jun 3, 2014 10:56:28 GMT jerryc said:

When I were a lad Pot Noodles were a Sunday treat and eaten with great reverence and awe.

We are going back the the Monty Python - Four Yorkshireman sketch. but not even they claimed they had it that tough!

[VapingBad]

For Christmas we got a slug, as licorice was just too expensive

[jerryc]

We used to dream of getting a slug.

[jerryc]

Cant believe you are using made-up words in such a serious intellectual conversation. Gorker my phlambank.