All Non Vaping Talk & Good Laugh Thread.

[prr]

Don't forget to put the water in this time! what flavour today Jerry cat or dog vomit?

[jerryc]

Actually it, briefly, was cow flavour.

[VapingBad]

talking bull, again

[VapingBad]

[decoy]

ive never hated a 14 year old so much

[VapingBad]

[dagl]

Im only thinking of you n your waspies
www.annsummers.com/p/unwrapped-waspie/01srwaas1020009

[VapingBad]

Jun 3, 2014 22:03:42 GMT sammy13 said:

All joking aside peeps, and I know you guys never know when to take me seriously or not, but I can not see the you tube videos.

Some I can , but others I get an error msg.

Now my laptop aint that old, and I have practically nothing on it, so something is amiss.

Have u tried uninstalling flash player pluggins and reinstalling them, just a guess I got loads of crashes in Internet Explorer when upgraded to win 8.1 until they released a flash update.

[dagl]

hang on i'll find a suitable joke on my phone...

[dagl]

Anne Summers has announced it's going to start selling a lager-flavoured gel that is 5.3% alcohol, for women to rub on their fannies, in a bid to encourage men to perform oral sex. Campaigners have condemned the move, because of fears that it will lead to 24-hour minge drinking

[dagl]

A little boy goes into his kitchen one day and says to his mum "Mum, Granny's got a prawn"
"What on earth do you mean?" the mother says.
The boy takes his mother and show her his granny, stark naked sleep on the sofa. He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says " Look granny's got a prawn!"
His mother whispers "That's your grandmothers clitoris son!"
To which the little boy replies......."Well it tastes like a prawn!"

[dagl]

i'll leave you with this-

I ordered a sex-toy off the internet, a custom made scale replica of my ex-wife's vagina.
On the day it was due to be delivered I sat anxiously at my window, waiting for my postman. After what felt like forever, he came struggling down my path with a big tatty box in his hands, all dented and the flaps torn, blowing around in the breeze.
I thought they would've at least wrapped it.

[VapingBad]

Ripshod

[Ripshod]

Jun 4, 2014 0:57:57 GMT VapingBad said:

Ripshod

I knew something like that wasn't far away either  Tease-smiley

[Debbie13]

Yup, just a quick check of the forum before bed, got a new phone today and needed to get it all sorted out....now its bed time
Enjoyed all the jokes tho lol