Sad place for sad humour fans, nothing after 2000 please

[mart166]

I've interupted quite a few important threads with humour that might not be appropriate, but thats me and always got sunny side look, so here is a thread for anything that makes you laugh. I'll start, for me the list is endless:-

Carry on films - ohhh no - i met kenneth williams, miserable old sod lol, but ohhh matron

Monty Python - word for word life of brian

Fastshow - this thread suits me sir (another story, saw blonde guy from that in islington, as you do i said suits you sir, reply was f&&k off lol)

Airplane - just same as above can do word for word - surely not ( and if you ever go to butlins bognor regis the best hotel plays the night fever music all the time in lift, you can throw your white jacket up, it will come down straight on you, one for fans i think lol)

I could go on, watch the new horror channel on freeview, so many funny hammer films (but no kenneth williams despite expecting him).

Over to you lot to make it funnier or sadder



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[DiscoDes]

Stop calling me Shirley.

[mart166]

Aug 13, 2015 16:30:16 GMT DiscoDes said:

Stop calling me Shirley.

Wish i had not started this lol

Anyway you need a hospital

what is it

big place with doctors





shit i'll giggle tonight

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[dagl]

Aug 13, 2015 16:30:16 GMT DiscoDes said:

Stop calling me Shirley.

Shirley, you can't be serious.

[mart166]

infamy, infamy, they all got it infamy

Quote from either a carry on film or anyone that remembers UKV1 forum lol
Replies on a postcard or he'll sue you

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[djs]

This week I have mostly been reading mart166 posts.

[gill2009]

Loving this thread...

Eccles here (points to noddin & waits for applause)

[djs]

Aug 13, 2015 17:11:17 GMT gill2009 said:

Loving this thread...

What did I say, Roy? (Loving this thread)...

[DiscoDes]

Carry on Doctor

(with stethescope): Big breaths.

Patient: Yeth, and I'm only thixteen.

[DiscoDes]

Carry on Camping :

Charlie Muggins: Hello. What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?
Girl with cow: I'm taking her to the bull.
Charlie Muggins: Well couldn't your father do that?





Girl with cow: No it must be the bull.

[Get Off My Cloud]

Is this a local thread for local people?

[DiscoDes]

Aug 13, 2015 19:05:16 GMT Get Off My Cloud said:

Is this a local thread for local people?

I loved League of Gentlemen, so much dark disturbing humour, comic genius!

[dalealan]

[Get Off My Cloud]

Nice and tight, especially around the arse, Geordie Jeans.

[djs]

Have you seen Alan?