Tax Returns

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Jan 4, 2016 21:44:46 GMT @lebel22 said:

I used to run a business a long time ago. So bloody glad im paye now. No more chasing bad payers etc.

Luckily Lee I have never had an issue with people paying.

[Q]

Jan 4, 2016 15:22:08 GMT RangersBillyBoy said:

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all!

Thanks for caring.

I feel your pain, I'm still chasing the wife for all of her receipts, most of them are still in her purse, as for using accountants... why pay someone else to do something when you can do it yourself (Did I really say that)

I'm up to June at the moment, well it's a start 

[minime]

I used to think that Q, then I got my self in a bit of a fix once with the tax man and soon found out that having a good accountant is priceless, I found the money it cost me in accountancy fees was far outweighed by what they can save you in the long run.

[GeRs]

RangersBillyBoy as long as you've not used an EBT you should be in the clear with HMRC

W.A.T.P

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Jan 5, 2016 5:04:01 GMT GeRs said:

RangersBillyBoy as long as you've not used an EBT you should be in the clear with HMRC

W.A.T.P

If it is good enough for the Bears.

WATP

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Jan 5, 2016 4:15:21 GMT minime said:

I used to think that Q, then I got my self in a bit of a fix once with the tax man and soon found out that having a good accountant is priceless, I found the money it cost me in accountancy fees was far outweighed by what they can save you in the long run.

Didn't you think for one minutre that embezzling £1.7 million was potentially a wee bit illegal?

'Thai Brides' do not count as sundries either.

[minime]

You will get jumped on for saying that, hold on it's not ukv is it pmsl.

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Jan 5, 2016 5:36:08 GMT minime said:

You will get jumped on for saying that, hold on it's not ukv is it pmsl.

Haha. The sad thing is that I did ask myself "is this comment liable to provoke a negative reaction" before posting. I decided no. Maybe I was wrong. Damn it.

I apologise to anyone in advance if they're offended by the word 'embezzling'.

[minime]

It don't offend me ( pssssst what's it mean ) ignorance can be bliss lol.

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Jan 5, 2016 5:43:14 GMT minime said:

It don't offend me ( pssssst what's it mean ) ignorance can be bliss lol.

Basically theft of money in one's trust.

"Ignorance can be bliss...M'Lud" Did that defence work?

[minime]

I'm out now hehe.

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Jan 5, 2016 5:52:29 GMT minime said:

I'm out now hehe.

Sorry Mark, did that bring back bad memories? Ha

[minime]

No mate I'm a good boy ( catch me if you can ) haha.

[letsavit]

That reminds me got accountant but still got to a box with wheats worth of receipts, parking tickets etc. and an empty diary of my mileage to make up.....fun day on excel some time this month....!

[letsavit]

Jan 5, 2016 5:22:47 GMT RangersBillyBoy said:

Jan 5, 2016 4:15:21 GMT minime said:

I used to think that Q, then I got my self in a bit of a fix once with the tax man and soon found out that having a good accountant is priceless, I found the money it cost me in accountancy fees was far outweighed by what they can save you in the long run.

Didn't you think for one minutre that embezzling £1.7 million was potentially a wee bit illegal?

'Thai Brides' do not count as sundries either.

Gordon brown put a stop to that one, putting a card behind a strip bar for "team building" seems a distance memory ....!