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Post by Raffles on Jan 10, 2016 19:15:04 GMT
Hi I have just sussed out why this Forum is so friendly and well organised, its run by women. Creep Creep lol Totally agree... they blow away all the fake testosterone from us 'keyboard warriors'... who's going to get nasty with a lady when it makes you feel like a 'prat'... I know I failed miserably with my ex! It's been said before, but worth repeating... 'Thank you Mods for keeping this place calm, and standing no nonsense'. And this time next year we'll have Hilary C. running the world, let's hope she can bang some heads together... no need to respond to that, could get out of hand!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 19:19:29 GMT
It's all very well making this a humorous thread but can we please get back to the swinging? Swinging! Tried that once, nearly went right over the bars....no thanks. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 19:20:43 GMT
It's all very well making this a humorous thread but can we please get back to the swinging? Swinging! Tried that once, nearly went right over the bars....no thanks. You need to move your legs in a steady rhythm and force your backside down more. |
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Post by mantisreflex on Jan 10, 2016 19:24:00 GMT
Swinging! Tried that once, nearly went right over the bars....no thanks. You need to move your legs in a steady rhythm and force your backside down more. My missus said that to me. After 30 years of marriage, you would have thought I would have got the hang of It by now  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 19:26:02 GMT
You need to move your legs in a steady rhythm and force your backside down more. My missus said that to me. After 30 years of marriage, you would have thought I would have got the hang of It by now I think the older one gets the less rhythm they have. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 19:26:38 GMT
You need to move your legs in a steady rhythm and force your backside down more. My missus said that to me. After 30 years of marriage, you would have thought I would have got the hang of It by now PMSL |
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Post by Raffles on Jan 10, 2016 19:27:46 GMT
You need to move your legs in a steady rhythm and force your backside down more. I was going to respond... but then thought 'perhaps not'  It is Sunday after all  |
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Post by mantisreflex on Jan 10, 2016 19:31:33 GMT
My missus said that to me. After 30 years of marriage, you would have thought I would have got the hang of It by now I think the older one gets the less rhythm they have. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it. I practiced the rhythm method a few years ago, and ended up with two children. Not recommended. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 19:33:06 GMT
I think the older one gets the less rhythm they have. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it. I practiced the rhythm method a few years ago, and ended up with two children. Not recommended. I've heard that it can be hit and miss. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 19:42:14 GMT
I'm shocked and disappointed that I've not had any offers.
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Post by thebishman on Jan 10, 2016 19:44:57 GMT
My back door is always unlocked for you
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Post by minime on Jan 10, 2016 19:47:51 GMT
Don't forget " only the tip "
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 19:48:01 GMT
My back door is always unlocked for you Just a wee bit of sick came up then.  |
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Post by mantisreflex on Jan 10, 2016 19:48:28 GMT
My back door is always unlocked for you You have a wonderful way with words Neil... Don't you want to woo him a bit more before offering him your back door.. he wont respect you mate |
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