Gusher

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Mar 5, 2016 17:34:05 GMT RangersBillyBoy said:

Mar 5, 2016 17:24:38 GMT @broadblaster said:

As a true hero should !! a trusted friend is worth trying to help out in his time of need.
Has maybe one of his underpants rings worn or got a little nick out of it so letting his wee seep out 

@broadblaster I've given his rings s damn good going over. They appear all in order. I can't see any cracks or chips however I have now used the spare glass.

If over night Tommy disgraces himself again I might have to consider the kind option and put him to sleep.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO he is just a young pup in the grand scheme of things. i'm sure the little fella didn't mean too wee himself
he may have just been excited at the thought of some heavy gingerbread oral action and lost control (been told it happens)
Maybe he just needs a nice slow intro to the joys of some one on one ginger action.
Give him a chance to redeem himself he's to young to die 

[striker42]

RangersBillyBoy, have you tried putting something over the end of it before going to bed ? I know it may not stop the weapon from letting go, but it will prevent the slimy stuff from entering crevices you would prefer it not to. Failing that , after a few months, you could always put it up for adoption.

[chykensa]

Strange problem this - Trevor the TFV4 who lives in my house is quite happy to lie on his side, fully loaded, for days on end, and always stands to attention and deliver his juice in a timely fashion when required. He has never had the 'stain of shame' on the kitchen towel on which he lays, and although he has a rubber ring around his top he has apparently never soiled this either.
Perhaps you should knock the sherry on the head and see how he performs on empty-ish before sending him to Vape Heaven?

Perturbed, from Lanner

[RangersBillyBoy]

**UPDATE**

At about 22:00 I went to bed.

I had left Tommy in the kitchen as per our usual routine.

As I carried Ursula upstairs I felt compelled to take Tommy with us. I placed Tommy on the bedside drawers so he could actually see what Ursula and I got up to.

After Ursula fulfilled me like no other can I placed her on the bedside cabinet just in front of Tommy. I woke up to find that Tommy had enjoyed a dry night.

My conclusion: Jealousy.

The moral of the story dear reader: if you ever have an unexpected hardware issue be it spitting hot liquid in one's mouth, leaking, gurgling etc rule out jealousy first.


You're welcome.

[striker42]

Mar 6, 2016 5:32:11 GMT RangersBillyBoy said:

**UPDATE**

At about 22:00 I went to bed.

I had left Tommy in the kitchen as per our usual routine.

As I carried Ursula upstairs I felt compelled to take Tommy with us. I placed Tommy on the bedside drawers so he could actually see what Ursula and I got up to.

After Ursula fulfilled me like no other can I placed her on the bedside cabinet just in front of Tommy. I woke up to find that Tommy had enjoyed a dry night.

My conclusion: Jealousy.

The moral of the story dear reader: if you ever have an unexpected hardware issue be it spitting hot liquid in one's mouth, leaking, gurgling etc rule out jealousy first.


You're welcome.

Or, as I see it RangersBillyBoy, try a threesome.

[RangersBillyBoy]

Mar 6, 2016 5:41:07 GMT striker42 said:

Mar 6, 2016 5:32:11 GMT RangersBillyBoy said:

**UPDATE**

At about 22:00 I went to bed.

I had left Tommy in the kitchen as per our usual routine.

As I carried Ursula upstairs I felt compelled to take Tommy with us. I placed Tommy on the bedside drawers so he could actually see what Ursula and I got up to.

After Ursula fulfilled me like no other can I placed her on the bedside cabinet just in front of Tommy. I woke up to find that Tommy had enjoyed a dry night.

My conclusion: Jealousy.

The moral of the story dear reader: if you ever have an unexpected hardware issue be it spitting hot liquid in one's mouth, leaking, gurgling etc rule out jealousy first.


You're welcome.

Or, as I see it RangersBillyBoy , try a threesome.

No striker42 Tommy was merely a voyeur. No touching or interaction.

[striker42]

You mean to say RangersBillyBoy , you loaded your tool, dressed him up, took him to the party and never let him take part in proceedings and he still managed to contain his load ? I think Tommy is a legend

Or is Tommy really a Haggis ?