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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2017 1:59:39 GMT
Q - Best cure for a lads holiday in majorca
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2017 9:31:13 GMT
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Post by sydsut on Mar 29, 2017 11:24:42 GMT
Q. What! you bought a sex toy from Fasttech ?
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Q. Have you seen my thingy?
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Q. Would you get out of bed for that
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Q how long does it take?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 12:49:11 GMT
Q- Now visualize nettles: what are you feeling?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 7:28:33 GMT
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Q- Why are you telling me your name is Bond, James Bond?
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