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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 9:58:34 GMT
Q- Who do you call when it's 3 a.m. and you badly need to get a pizza to eat?
A- You look so different without your makeup on.
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Post by jtc on Mar 31, 2017 15:12:40 GMT
Q. Can you please put it on before breakfast
A. Flies on poop
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 17:00:55 GMT
Q- What's the title of that painting you're trying to sell in this art gallery?
A- Strawberry fields forever.
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Post by VapingBad on Mar 31, 2017 20:01:14 GMT
Q. When did you first realise you those were no ordinary cookies?
A. The Drill, the Hedge-Trimmers and Some Ordinary Household Bleach.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 20:41:25 GMT
Q- What are the things that look most like you?
A- No, I have a headache.
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Post by VapingBad on Mar 31, 2017 21:39:37 GMT
Q. That's some grimace you have on there, did you just eat a few lemons or something?
A. Antibiotics will sort that out.
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Post by Tomo on Mar 31, 2017 21:45:16 GMT
Q. I keep trying to lick my privates just like my dog. Can you help Doctor?
A. Shoot your neighbour.
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Post by VapingBad on Mar 31, 2017 21:48:09 GMT
Q. I don't believe your are a mind reader, what am I thinking about now?
A. What a relief that was!
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Post by Tomo on Mar 31, 2017 21:57:17 GMT
Q. So you made the decision that you would never watch a soap again. How did that feel?
A. It felt all tingly and made my toes curl.
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Post by dagl on Mar 31, 2017 22:46:03 GMT
Q: Tell me the truth Tomo did you like my tongue up your nostril? A: Two or three times a weekend
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Post by VapingBad on Mar 31, 2017 23:08:05 GMT
Q. When are you going to solve world peace?
A. Not in a month of Sundays.
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Post by dagl on Mar 31, 2017 23:12:51 GMT
Isn't it time you considered having a shower?
Of course I am!
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Post by VapingBad on Mar 31, 2017 23:49:03 GMT
Q Are you at that time of the month?
A Rag week.
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Post by Tomo on Apr 1, 2017 7:45:44 GMT
Q. Was there any time at university that you didn't spend in bed ?
A. Women do it far better than men.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 9:41:40 GMT
Q- Why can't I drive you nuts?
A- She says she's a very private person.
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