Don't mention dog, Sandra!
Our dog suffers frequently from colitis, we have known for a long time that he has a wheat intolerance, but he's now became quite intolerant of fat. He was so bad in February we though we were going to lose him
He's on quite expensive dog food with probiotic supplements.
MIL, 'that poor dog, he can't just have one meal a day, he'll starve, I'll just give his a wee digestive biscuit for his supper'
The dog gets carsick 'what do you mean you're not feeding that poor dog till you get home'
The dog's not allowed on furniture (well not while I'm around
) 'What do you mean that poor dog has to sleep on the floor, he'll get cold' He probably would if it was winter, we never visit in winter as she won't put the heating on!
'What do you mean, you've left the dog in the garden on his own, he might escape' FFS, he'd have to be Hudini, although I wouldn't blame him if he did try to escape!
I think i'll just give her the number of the RSPCA when I get there. no kidding, she really does worry about the dog's comfort more than ours >
and the things she says to OH
'you've put weight on' 'you seem to be going a bit bald'
Yes, her house - she did actually say one time 'this is my house and I'll let the dog sleep on the chairs if I want'
Mind you, she once sneaked the dog into her bedroom at night and the dog tried to do unspeakable things to her leg
she's not done that again, snigger 
