Dear.............

[chrisjw]

...........Ms. Agony Aunt.
When my last relationship went lady bumps upwards 5 years ago, I promised myself I wouldn't get involved again. Over the last couple of weeks however, I have found myself becoming more & more attached to a new found addition to my life. I'm constantly ogling her when no-one is looking & I regularly experience overwhelming desires to fondle & stroke her with gay abandon. I gain great pleasure from stripping her down & re-dressing her.....My dilemma is, that someone else is moving in shortly & I'm concerned it may cause an uneasy atmosphere within the abode and I'm not entirely sure whether my present love is ready to commit to a threeway relationship at this early stage of the game. Should I inform the love of my life about the imminent arrival of my new friend, or would it be better to keep the whole sordid affair under wraps & keep them totally oblivious to each others existence? ..............................................................................................................................................................................I know that naming them will not help the situation in any way, but I can't help but feel a certain guilt towards Lucky, regarding Edith's ( the Ego Twist ) unannounced arrival.....Please help...............

[esmecullen]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OneDay]

LOL Chris you crack me up. Anyone else would say "Just bought a Twist" #icon_rofl#

[Deleted]

I fancy a cpl of pints of what chris is drinking

[esmecullen]

whatever it is chris is on........... must be good

[Annie]

Was there not a Brenda blow up in the background too ??? What a complicated life you lead, if you carry on this way you will lose them all

[kirsty0108]

My Mum has a cousin Frank, he smoked a lot of the "other stuff" in the Sixties, he is about Chris' age , I have a feeling they would get on well.......................

[Annie]

You may also want to consider how you will explain the arrival of a Zebra into your tangle web #icon_rofl#

[chrisjw]

I'm beginning to think that I may have bitten off more than I can chew & that my soon to be, rather complicated 3 way( or actually 4, now that Brenda has been phased back in after successful repairs were carried out in the laboratory. Although I had overlooked her until Anne kindly pointed her out again, as she has since been deflated & happily languishing in her plain brown package under my bed ever since) & it's inevitable decline into domestic mayhem, on reflection, may not have been such a good idea after all. This could well materialise, I can foresee, into a volatile & major cock up on my behalf & could result in tears if drastic action is not forthcoming in the not too distant future ( i.e. when Edith pops through the letterbox & lands in all her glory unannounced onto the hallway carpet ). In view of all this, I am, as I'm typing, mentally compiling a pleading letter to Pauline ( the future Provari ) requesting her introduction to my home in exchange for Lucky & Edith. ( on further pondering, I have also decided to keep Brenda hidden & under wraps until the whole business quietens down a tad........after all, I've learnt to always follow the AAEC mantra......."a back up for a back up ).....& I'll attempt to deal with the Zebra saga if & when it materialises.....i don't want to complicate matters any more than need be.

[blakey]

If I find you anywhere near my Penelope then there will be trouble >

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[Annie]

Jul 11, 2012 22:23:17 GMT blakey said:

If I find you anywhere near my Penelope then there will be trouble >

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[chrisjw]

Jul 11, 2012 22:23:17 GMT blakey said:

If I find you anywhere near my Penelope then there will be trouble >

.

You don't think Penelope might be tempted into my somewhat tangled web then blakey?.............................

[Ellen]

#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#

[gaura]

[gjdart]

I wish I lived next door to you Chris... life would never be boring that's for sure #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#

You should be on the stage mate...or at least write a book ! #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#