My top ten best reasons to vape instead of smoke

[lewis]

1. I'm not poisoning myself with 400 nasty chemicals
2. It's cheaper than cigarettes
3. My clothes and breath don't smell of smoke
4. All the awesome flavours
5. I feel healthier
6. I can vape indoors at home without my partner complaining
7. No stinky ashtrays
8. I can vape in a pub (sometimes)
9. The gadgets satisfy my Inner Geek
10. When someone asks me if they can scrounge a cig off me I can say no without feeling guilty

Have I missed any?

[matty198111]

Yep

Its more like 4000 chemicals

[matty198111]

And it gives you a reason to buy shiny stuff

[beautycat]

That's a good list Lewis, I can't think of any more

[fananntut]

I've got another two, but they might only apply to me

11. Sex is supposedly better (can't vouch for that one, we've both been too tired/stressed recently >).
12. Our dog currently has conjunctivitis in both eyes, I can't imagine how much worse her eyes would be if we were irritating them with fag smoke too.
13. Ok, I can't count. I'm not shortening the life span of my pets.

[vagabanjo]

It makes you smile when someone asks you for a light when they see the vapour

[booblay]

Jul 31, 2012 21:49:04 GMT fananntut said:

I've got another two, but they might only apply to me

11. Sex is supposedly better (can't vouch for that one, we've both been too tired/stressed recently >).
12. Our dog currently has conjunctivitis in both eyes, I can't imagine how much worse her eyes would be if we were irritating them with fag smoke too.
13. Ok, I can't count. I'm not shortening the life span of my pets.

Well I've noticed my dog has significantly less eye bogeys since I stopped smoking. Which is a shame, as I like to feed them to her in the morning while singing, 'Bimbo's grand slam.....eye bogeys' (think bugsy malone)...also, she has had conjunctivitis twice in the past,. but not since I quit the stinkies.

PS. Before anyone calls the RSPCA, she LIKES being fed her eye bogeys. Breakfast of champions.

[Anne (fuzzy)]

No brown tar on the walls, curtains etc..

Edited as I put nicotine, but it's the tar that stains brown

[Ellen]

Jul 31, 2012 21:53:28 GMT booblay said:

Jul 31, 2012 21:49:04 GMT fananntut said:

I've got another two, but they might only apply to me

11. Sex is supposedly better (can't vouch for that one, we've both been too tired/stressed recently >).
12. Our dog currently has conjunctivitis in both eyes, I can't imagine how much worse her eyes would be if we were irritating them with fag smoke too.
13. Ok, I can't count. I'm not shortening the life span of my pets.

Well I've noticed my dog has significantly less eye bogeys since I stopped smoking. Which is a shame, as I like to feed them to her in the morning while singing, 'Bimbo's grand slam.....eye bogeys' (think bugsy malone)...also, she has had conjunctivitis twice in the past,. but not since I quit the stinkies.

PS. Before anyone calls the RSPCA, she LIKES being fed her eye bogeys. Breakfast of champions.

My best friend who shares custody of my dog feeds him his eye crust and yes he likes it, but that's just gross, I generally just clean it off for him and wipe it on his back

[fananntut]

Lol at Booblay and Ellen, Chloe has a dentastick and her bendy stick (joint aid stick from Sainsbury's) for breakfast, eye bogeys are usually wiped away with damp kitchen roll, but she does lick the cotton wool I'm currently using to clean her eyes if I don't put it straight in the bin.

[booblay]

Dentastick and arthritis tablet dipped in peanut butter for brunch. First it's the bogeys.

Personally, I would be very insulted if someone rubbed their bogeys on my back, Ellen.

*types in 'RSPCA contact' into google*

[Anne (fuzzy)]

YUCK!

[gaura]

You are alot less likely to inadvertently spark up whilst asleep, drop a burning fag on your duvet and fry in your bed.


@2many closeshaves

[chrisjw]

I like sticking my finger in the dogs ears & wiggling it about......They seem quite keen too................However, that isn't what this thread is about, but I needed to air it....................

[boo]

Aug 1, 2012 9:10:29 GMT chrisjw said:

I like sticking my finger in the dogs ears & wiggling it about......They seem quite keen too................However, that isn't what this thread is about, but I needed to air it....................

That is just so wrong on so many levels, lol.