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Might need a shoulder strap for that one Robby

Thank GOD you lot ain't got access to my credit card...what's you shoe collections like

Thanks doodlebug,

I was a wee bit worried it might be stuffy,boring and antagonistic but it's none of those and a very well structured pamphlet stating the obvious benefits from vaping and avoiding cigs and the pitfalls of regulation.
I will be using this for sure and wish ECITA 'all the wind to their wings!'

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Towel bales

I don't know about all this bad feeling towards Boots, this is the kind of thing they can do for us, as they did for my pal Bob:

Bob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were all excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they passed a Boots pharmacists. Bob suggests they go in.

Bob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The Pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Bob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

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Bob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Bob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Bob: "What about VG, PG, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Bob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Bob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Bob: "In that case, we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list."