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Post by Pinhead on Nov 6, 2011 8:38:07 GMT
I'm going to disagree too... Both my dogs are used to loud noises. I'm an avid fan of war movies and have a beautiful Bose sound system that I like to turn way up during a good film. It gets turned up so loud that you can feel the sound waves going through your chest! My two get stressed at real fireworks. Loud battle scenes, fireworks on the tv, suddenly loud noises... none of these bother them, only real fireworks send them mental. Sean  |
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 5, 2011 18:33:31 GMT
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 5, 2011 17:29:26 GMT
They've started...  The fireworks are underway, my two dogs are dosed up with Valium... and it isn't even touching them! They are now extremely stressed, constantly on the move, trembling like mad and panting constantly. That's an all nighter on the sofa to try and calm them for me. I hate fireworks. Sean |
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 5, 2011 15:18:16 GMT
Hello Mark... welcome to our little corner of the interweb! Sean |
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 4, 2011 14:46:39 GMT
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 3, 2011 20:52:49 GMT
a rather long...
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 3, 2011 14:29:49 GMT
If you've got 14500 batteries, I've got a basic box mod here that i can send you FOC... Sean LOL Ian... great minds etc. etc. |
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 3, 2011 14:24:51 GMT
[Off topic...There once was a little rabbit with big ears who lived in a very small igloo that had very small windows – no heating! Sometimes, it would burn like a very hot LR attie and it vaped like a train chugging along the edge of a crumbling precipice. Luckily, bunny had a spare parachute. If he jumped from his front doorstep, parachute goes up and he floats to the nearest field of carrots! Unfortunately, he’s allergic to pistachio nuts which make his two front teeth fall out when he walks on water and wine.
Bunny’s name is Norty Nutty Netty. Everyone calls him Bert. His speciality home made cake, which he makes out of old electronic bits and cheese. It’s called Bunny Hot Cake. Everyone knows that rabbits have favourite things that they can’t do without, for example, red sunglasses made by the woodland elves and the fairies who live in a giant mushroom near the big castle that is the home of a friendly giant Irish dwarf, called Hagar The Horrible. Hagar has black socks and large big toes, which look strangely like Fly Agaric Mushrooms and smell like burnt out atties.
Fortunately, miles away, the evil prince – Aldo Apache Cardoso – (in broken English), stumbles out of a Cornish Pastie covered in onions and trips over his clown shoes, kindly offered by the village idiot who asked Jerry, “Where is Aldo?”. “I don’t know... buying more shoes, smarter shoes for an idiot’s wedding. Best hat available was a flat, red furry beret which Prince Aldo loved to wear at the christenings of his imp-like nephews. Strange boys indeed, as they played with Barbie dolls and stuffed furries in their underpants... but only when they ate prunes, under the stars or full moon, in the moonlight, at high tide.
However, some say that it’s better to stuff only a green tomato with carrot juice made especially for stuffing into a hand knitted sock made by talented PV modders with a variety of bits and pieces, wrapped in lacy, sexy knickers worn... by yourself Ian Rowley?
Maybe, if I prevail upon you to show me the exit, then I can leave in a hurry to put on my pants and protect my modesty because I have been known to catch cold easily when it snows pink, fluffy piggies after Mary Jane has taken effect. ‘Effect’ shouts “Help! I am stoned and being kidnapped by a strange Maine Coon Cat from outer space – a Maine Coon Cat with big pink kimono that reminds me of a jumbo saveloy that I’ve just eaten, with a BigMac and large fries and chocolate shake, all at once”.
Put on weight... waiting for weight... look at belly... belly is growing... onions in button!... buttons in mushrooms!?
Suddenly, I thought I need a stiff drink of magic mushroom juice. “A Guinness will do nicely barman and a platter of the best Octopus tentacles available for starter...When? What time?”, “ 7PM, I’ll be there!”... “Where, When, How?”... “Step aboard MM, and enjoy the view from the Crows nest - sick-bag... watch out below! With umbrellas unfurled and sunbath cream cakes for me – doughnut, éclair or Eye of Newt! Lizard juice please, with an olive green parrot! It wanted a cracker but couldn’t find the shop keeper, a man who used to smoke fine Cuban cigars, hand rolled by gorgeous brunette girls with sexy legs, but with beards and big...eyes, right above their equally large, hairy ass! So Ian got some scissors, regarding this fantasy, a razorblade and some hot towels and began to shave! “Thank you, but I’m Nazirite, tripping over my flowing locks of wet, cooked spaghetti – a tasty morsel!
Anyway, getting back to the igloo, which has melted, but the rabbit still had its backup home – a Beverley Hills mansion of puce stucco and Ionic columns and swimming pool. Very swish... considering he’s ‘Manky Rabbit’ with a fortune! “Introduce me please! I want his golf course and some balls to play with!”.
With his wicket in the field and over the sheets, the Billionaire Rabbit is adored by millions worldwide for a cheap Mink substitute and rich flavour.
From Jimmybat’s place, the finest mixes of spicey herbs... and a song... and pink dress... and his motorcycle! A fetching sight – a pink motorcycle with silver bells and handlebar streamers – riding to the far away mountains to visit his mute mother-in-law who also rides motorcycles (side-saddle, no hands) while eating pickles and drinking beer (Stella Artois), to fall off bike and hurt her left index finger while she was thinking about the last time she ate a beefburger and found a ring in it. She suddenly started blubbing at the possible value of the half-eaten beefburger (turned out to be Cubic Zirconia covered in mustard!).
She was red-hot and vaping an e-pipe that permeated the air with a heavenly tobacco smell and thick black smoke because the liquid was from BWB. BWB stands for Beautiful Whiskey, Beautiful... hangover and a furry mouth that tasted like a dead squirrel butt! “Howja know that?”, asked the old and wise owl as he perched and ‘plopped’ on a magic mushroom that turned into a real Fungi covered squirrel butt, that kissed the softness of her ruby red lips (ooo-err!) and then he got banned by the big leader of the New Mod Squad, who looked like Charlie Sheen making a mess of his great big pay-check from doing very stupid things on stage. But meanwhile, in the next town over, the Sheriff was busily getting ready his Colt 45 and pink porcupine for the dance off with the wonderfully endowed woman.
Ruby Red-lips, an infamous showgirl from Burlesque days named Big Bertha, who danced around wearing only willies so everything wobbled, especially her massive butt and thighs! Buxom Bertha sighed. Then she began tap-dancing along to the Never-ending Song and asked Jerry to tell Whiskey that he really should be getting something to make his tall and lithe body into a more gentle and ugly looking... Oh, a frog?... No, a troll with a red hat and red shoes, ballet dancing gracefully in a circle until he got so dizzy he fell on his... Then he said “I’ll try again”... (go on then!)... He twirled and twirled until he landed in the mud on his face and squashed his big electronic cigar that he dearly hated more than that big ugly frog jumping around, hiking his toto! And then it fell over – ouch! – into a big pile of smelly. stale taco chips and salsa with some cheese dip and refried beans covered in slime. Heck, he thought. It was time to make some popcorn for the Barbi tonight and toast up some tasty, tiny snails which were found in Netty’s boots before she took to wearing clogs with high heels so she wouldn’t look so conspicuous when training for championship cheese rolling while riding a flea-bitten Camel called Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious, for short, that ate a lot of Limburger cheese... and drank a lot of clam juice... then threw up over Herbert who then took her handlebars and put his great big nose against the saddle, whispering “Cor, I can smell leather, I love a good ride!”. “Oh, me too!” said Wild Bill on his way to get a pint of bitter to have as a bit of relaxation after all.
Then he noticed NNN’s red boots that turned him into a big bad boy who pulled over to take his hard hat off so his bald head would feel a lot better between her fancy tea glass and large biscuits but then she reeled in horror after she looked in the mirror. “Zit! Oh, shit!”... pop goes the zit, all over Katfish (rightly so!). That was gross, but not as gross as the nose picking episode; a bloody affair with the vicar watching in horror and amazement so he began picking just so that he would fit in with the plumbers who were scratching their cracks ‘cos they’re full of nasty termites that eat up all the fluff from your bellybutton... and Klingons too! Beam me up Scotty said the old resurrected thread!
We’ve no idea who resurrected it... I know who would do that...Please do tell... I dare not because I might just do something that won’t be worth getting slapped with a wet... kiss, kiss, kiss! Or a hard (not answering that!)... and wet fish which strangely smells of something like one of roachies thing-a-me-bobs bouncing around in an altogether uncontrollable way. So, what happened next? - was the question... So he walked into the lamp post and bashed his brand new ego and cried and spilled his juice, which was messier than a big dirty ashtray and stunk worse than pitza e-juice! That was disgusting,
As Jason’s not telling me about his bad hair day and smelly feet, also his very bad fungus nail infection collection he keeps along with Griz, who decided to run for freedom, who’d been caught with his pants wrapped around his ankles and then he tripped over and fell on his mixing bowl, full of his very juicy, pale mixture that he thought was e-juice but was infact his own blend of special magic...Sean
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 3, 2011 13:38:28 GMT
Off topic... the are currently 1,533 words in this story... I know because I've just typed them into one complete story! It even sometimes makes sense! Anyone want me to post it?
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Post by Pinhead on Nov 2, 2011 17:11:21 GMT
Most of the Caramel type flavours are very popular... Grape has been positively commented on, My favourite is Aniseed Balls from James at Paradise Vape. HTH... Sean |
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Post by Pinhead on Oct 28, 2011 9:06:09 GMT
My social head says ban them from general sale and only allow properly organised displays... My pet owners head says ban them outright and birch anyone who uses them. Both my dogs hate them and get really stressed. Last year, Cressie got so upset that she literally chewed her way out of her steel cage, tearing chunks out of herself and stabbing herself on the ragged chewed wire. There was blood everywhere. As a result, my poor puppies have been put on valium by the vet this year... and it still isn't stopping the stress for them. Sean |
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Post by Pinhead on Oct 27, 2011 13:00:34 GMT
Arrived safely this morning Tony. Many thanks mate. Sean |
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Post by Pinhead on Oct 26, 2011 15:16:27 GMT
Check the end of the mouth piece that slides into the atty... I would bet it's melted and that's what's causing the burnt taste... If it's tasting burnt, then it's heating and therefore working. When atties die, sometimes they heat less well and/or they simply stop heating up. Sean |
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Post by Pinhead on Oct 25, 2011 17:00:21 GMT
Payment sent Tony! Sean  |
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Post by Pinhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:56:29 GMT
I'll take it please Tony... PM me your details mate. Sean |
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