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Post by stewarty on Oct 26, 2013 14:32:44 GMT
Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!
But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.
The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.
What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.
Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip
"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed and her heart just stopped dead ... Fetch the defibrillator
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Post by stewarty on Oct 25, 2013 16:53:33 GMT
Good to see you back mate the place hasn't been the same without your patter. Suppose I better phone the bank and up my overdraft now  |
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Post by stewarty on Oct 24, 2013 20:41:08 GMT
you'd still have the postage costs in the UK from whoever made the order snout71. I understand that but if enough ppl order then shipping costs can be minimal. Just a thought The bigger the order the more chance of getting stung for customs charges. The few times I have been caught has always been with DHL etc so I would rather wait for the slow boat or if I want it quicker buy from UK suppliers. |
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Post by stewarty on Oct 24, 2013 20:28:37 GMT
Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!
But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.
The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.
What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.
Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip
"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice
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Post by stewarty on Oct 21, 2013 20:26:50 GMT
The Scottish blood in me made me buy 5 different ones to get my money's worth out the postage  This forum cracks me up  . Think ill give it a go when I get paid You don't have to be daft to join here but by god it certainly helps !!! I'II give you a month tops and your shinies bill will be up there with the groceries like the rest of us  |
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Post by stewarty on Oct 21, 2013 20:15:56 GMT
The Scottish blood in me made me buy 5 different ones to get my money's worth out the postage My kind of bargain hunting that Stewarty.  And don't I just know it Mandy !!!  |
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Post by stewarty on Oct 21, 2013 20:03:07 GMT
I'm willing to try new flavours but the Scottish blood in me doesn't want me to spend money on something I may not like  The Scottish blood in me made me buy 5 different ones to get my money's worth out the postage |
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Post by stewarty on Oct 21, 2013 19:54:11 GMT
Can't stop vaping it, never had this before with a juice, it goes by the name of: Afro Dizziac Just ordered 60ml more of the concentrate  Sounds good :DRom Got a bottle of concentrate on route with a few other to try. How long did you steep it for ? |
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Post by stewarty on Oct 20, 2013 19:50:49 GMT
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Post by stewarty on Oct 20, 2013 19:47:26 GMT
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Post by stewarty on Oct 20, 2013 16:28:33 GMT
Have found in the past that the Chinese postal system is erratic to say the least, when they have a backlog after holidays etc it is almost as if they forget about the existing mail and lock it away - deliver the new mail and clear the backlog bit by bit when the cargo capacity allows.
I had one order last November that never arrived until the end of January even although later orders arrived long before it.
When it finally arrived I could hardly remember what it was ???
Now I don't even bother tracking them as it is so bad .. comes up still in Hong Kong when it's arrived or worse still says 'arrived in UK' but you don't get it for another 3 weeks
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Post by stewarty on Oct 19, 2013 22:16:13 GMT
Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!
But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.
The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.
What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.
Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus
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Post by stewarty on Oct 19, 2013 20:12:24 GMT
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Post by stewarty on Oct 19, 2013 19:57:46 GMT
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Post by stewarty on Oct 19, 2013 19:43:05 GMT
Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!
But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.
The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.
What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.
Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts
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. Think ill give it a go when I get paid 
(American slang)