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Post by Katfish on May 14, 2011 12:40:10 GMT
Well Clutter, I have been shopping and bought......................................... THIS   I have all the bits and bobs needed to mod it, thanks to SEAN There is just one problem, I just can't see how to get the end out  |
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 20:53:07 GMT
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 20:41:47 GMT
Now don't feel sorry for it...................it got what it deserved!  |
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 20:21:15 GMT
Don't hate him at all Clutter, but he has a habit of taking the P, so obviously I must reciprocate I wrote a message in his lunch box "there is a slug in here" for 10 weeks running. When I actually put a real one in, he went berserk! Its not as if he didn't have enough warning for gawds sake  |
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 19:50:57 GMT
Honestly Clutter, I have many friends and animals that find me calm, serene, and peaceful, listening to their troubles and offering genuine advice! They have never seen me with a jar of pickled onions or a Tank atomiser that pinches my adapter! I may have to make the OH MARMITE and HONEY sandwiches for monday, what do you think?  |
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 19:29:08 GMT
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 19:24:48 GMT
Anyway back to the matter in hand. I got home this morning and took my breakfast (not Butties tut) to the garage with my magnets on a stick. I started doing a sweep under the workbench and a humungous spider ran out straight at me : Its a good job I was wearing brown knickers! I jumped up and whacked my bonce against the vice handle, oh booger that really made me see stars. There was no blood so I carried on.... and click... yeah got you, slippery, slimy, little barsteward! I wiped the cobwebs off him and put him in the vice and let him have it I then pulled him apart and disemboweled him! Oh and I got the adapter, not that I cared about it by then, and I have probably killed it too, because it has a huge gouge out of it . Sorry if the end to the story is an anticlimax, but I claim a huge victory against all inanimate objects and I am going to boil my OH's eggs for an hour and a half, (he loves egg sarnies) Photos to follow! |
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 18:42:03 GMT
Harumph, I don't know what the OH is on about, I know where everything is in the garage, and I didn't touch the chainsaw, (I thought about it, but decided against it.) He is just mad, because I used a whole roll of cling film to wrap his sandwiches, when he complained that they were a bit dry (tut.) No pleasing some folk |
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Post by Katfish on May 12, 2011 22:07:58 GMT
Thanks Dee, I can't believe I am so belligerent about it We Women can do anything, except in my case, get the lid of a jar, and a poxy adapter out of a poxy atomiser Sham, horses would love you if you gave them the right body language  |
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Post by Katfish on May 12, 2011 21:39:47 GMT
And sorry Clutter, if I don't win the war I promise to boil my own clangers :-[
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Post by Katfish on May 12, 2011 21:35:57 GMT
Thanks Ian, I have no idea what an arry tank is, and I am not finished with the DEVIL in the garage yet, I will get him tomorrow and really see what he is made of >  I wanted to report a huge victory today of woman overpowering inanimate object, and I am inconsolable :-[ He can roll, but he can't hide forever Sham I do love my tank atties, but not when they pinch my new adapter and WON'T give back! |
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Post by Katfish on May 12, 2011 21:17:17 GMT
Don't fix stuff to walls?
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Post by Katfish on May 12, 2011 21:09:02 GMT
I forgot that the slippery sucker would be hot, very blerdy hot! I did the hand to hand hot brick shuffle and then dropped him! He rolled under the OH's work bench and I can't blerdy get him out The bench is made from 2x4 wood and attached to the wall, with shelving and stuff built in. I have a cunning plan! (I make magnetic boots and bands for horses), so tomorrow morning I will be taping some of my strongest neodymium magnets to a bean pole! Resistance is futile sayeth the Borg! |
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