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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 5, 2014 7:22:47 GMT
The Expendables IV
Arnold, Bruce, Jet, Sylvester, Jason etc. turn up in zimmerframes with machine guns attached to rid the world of really bad guys, but are confounded by the amount of stairs involved & all get killed.
The Daleks turn up to try & help them, but are equally flummoxed & the bad guys win.
** Also **
Spiderman - The Final Swing
Spidey goes out after some weird bad person, starts swinging from building to building, then realises he hasn't got enough spiderweb stuff in his wrist, so slams into a building, falls into the road & gets splatted by one of the Expendables zimmerframes, who don't stop because they're trying to get away from the Daleks.
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 4, 2014 16:18:45 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 4, 2014 16:18:08 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 3, 2014 14:45:24 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 3, 2014 14:43:51 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 3, 2014 14:41:12 GMT
I rewrote "The Sound of Music" into a Young Ones punk rock style comedy romp.
... now called "The Sound of Mucus"
Within 30 seconds of the start of the film, the Von Trapp children are needlessly slaughtered by SPG, the pysychotic hamster and Julie Andrews gets a cold & every time she tries to sing "The Hills Are Alive", she sneezes & wipes out the Nazis with Ebola infected mucus.
Should do well, I think.
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 3, 2014 14:31:35 GMT
I just don't tell them, put it in a puffy envelope & they don't ever ask!
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 2, 2014 17:52:52 GMT
snaggletooth75 - I know someone in Canada called Glen - do you know him? hahahahahaha sorry - it's just that whenever I go out to the far east, I ALWAYS get asked "do you know the Queen?" Ello & Welcome 
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 2, 2014 17:40:44 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 2, 2014 17:39:50 GMT
up up (and away)
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 2, 2014 17:18:45 GMT
Yes please, pretty please ....
1 & 8 please
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 1, 2014 17:20:11 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 1, 2014 14:10:18 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 1, 2014 14:09:15 GMT
deserved applause
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