January - Beautiful Women's Month

[Ron]

January - Beautiful Women's Month

Age 3:
She looks at herself and sees a Queen.

Age 8:
She looks at herself and sees Cinderella.

Age 15:
She looks at herself and sees an Ugly Sister
(Mum I can't go to school looking like this!)

Age 20:
She looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly"
- but decides she's going out anyway.

Age 30:
She looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly"
-- but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she's going out anyway.

Age 40:
She looks at herself and sees "clean" and goes out anyway.

Age 50:
She looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to go.

Age 60:
She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore.
Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70:
She looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80:
Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.

Whatever the age you are one beautiful woman!
Celebrate YOU!

[chrisjw]

& even better if she has a blonde wig.............

[Blownupdolly]

Jan 3, 2013 15:21:15 GMT chrisjw said:

& even better if she has a blonde wig.............

Dam.. i only have a dark one

[Ron]

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life Towards 2014 -- Remember:



1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called .... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.


4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.


6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes, Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.


8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.


10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex.

Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel ... because those that matter... don't mind ...and those that mind ...don't matter!

And As You Slide Down that Banister of Life You Should Pray That All The Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way...

[Blownupdolly]

That second last paragraph is my mantra. Nothing gets my goat more than people who are constantly looking to be offended, even when they know damn well you would not be trying to offend, they just disagree with your opinion.

[Ron]

I have always said be who you are if you are happy as it would be tiring to be everything to everybody

[comfrey]

I disagree with the first posts "age 50"
I looked in the mirror and said "who the hell's that old b*tch"

[Blownupdolly]

I am 50 in March, but the age 80 suits me best!

[smudge]

Oooh, you're a whole month younger than me Dolly

[Blownupdolly]

wooohoo!! I am sure you don't look older though

[smudge]

Ha! My rapidly greying hair would beg to differ

[Blownupdolly]

Yes, i know what you mean. When i shaved my hair off it was interesting to see how bad it really was under all the hair dye. However, i was pleasantly surprised as most of it is around the temples. I thought it was going to be completely white all over!

[nicky]

Jan 3, 2013 15:21:15 GMT chrisjw said:

& even better if she has a blonde wig.............

I'm a natural blonde.

[Phoenix .]

I am just right for my age...a young 73 on Saturday! I am a very unnatural blonde and I don't care , dirty grey is just not me. ##

[Karma]

If I'm having a 'bad hair day' I just don't look in the mirror

When I bought a pair of skinny jeans, I said to my son 'do you think these jeans are too young for me?'

He looked really puzzled and said 'how old are your jeans mum ?' !