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Post by Ron on Nov 26, 2018 9:49:55 GMT
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plough to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plough came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plough for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plough. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
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Post by Ron on Nov 29, 2018 14:44:17 GMT
Something the Cornish members will understand
Taking inspiration from 'I'm a celebrity' I ate a cows testicle, a pigs eyeball and a sheeps penis today. Or a Ginsters pasty as it's better known.
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Post by Ron on Nov 29, 2018 18:01:06 GMT
To all my friends…. I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving .. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
Well, I have done something about it. A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many WHISKEYS, as well a couple of beers and some rather nice merlot. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before –
I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise since I had never driven one before.
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Post by Ron on Dec 2, 2018 18:39:24 GMT
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship .
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after you scare the shit out of them.."
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