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Post by Ron on Mar 9, 2019 13:38:47 GMT
God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said, "What's a valley?" and God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river" and Adam said "What's a river?" and God explained it to him.
And then God said, "Go over the mountain." And Adam said, "What's a mountain?" and God explained it to him.
Then he told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave," and Adam said, "What's a cave?" And God explained that to him.
And then God said, "In the cave you will find woman." And Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him,
and said "I want you to reproduce.." And Adam said, "How do I do that?" So God explained it to him.
So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave and found the woman, and in about five minutes he was back.
God said, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
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Post by Ron on Apr 9, 2019 10:18:57 GMT
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
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Post by Ron on Apr 9, 2019 11:10:07 GMT
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing' ". After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole blasted thing!
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Post by Ron on Apr 12, 2019 19:00:29 GMT
After no sex for 5 years a woman goes to see Chinese sex therapist Dr Chang.He says "Take off your croase,get down and craw reery fast to otherside room."She does."Ok,craw reery fast back."As she did this Dr Chang shook his head."Your problem vewy vewy bad,worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why you get no man."She says "God,what is Ed Zachary disease."Dr says "Its when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse."
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