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Post by chrisjw on Sept 6, 2012 12:30:11 GMT
So..........There I was............about to get comfy on the newly mown grass, in the sunshine, over the local dog walking park, ready to chill out & put the world to rights in my head, when.........................................above me, appears a hovering helicopter & simultaneously, 2 rozzers bounding towards me, automatic weapons at the ready......................WTF is all that about!!!!!!!!!!!...............I think to myself...." I didn't see a 'Keep Off The Grass' sign anywhere, or maybe they think I did the poo on the grass 20 yards away"...........or, "Maybe David Camelhead & his newly appointed bunch of tossers have introduced a new way of interrogating lowely innocent persons on benefits"..........................Fortunately, one of the pointyheads radio's burst into life & they both about turned ( in an orderly fashion I might add ) & scuttled off in the opposite direction.................At that point, I decided to come home where it's a tad more peaceful.........................P.S......I may, on reflection, have spelt the word 'mown' incorrectly & I put it down to the aftershock of seeing my whole life play out before me.............
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Post by Ellen on Sept 6, 2012 12:34:12 GMT
Bloody hell Chris What have you been doing in that laboratory?
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chrisjw
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Post by chrisjw on Sept 6, 2012 12:47:36 GMT
Bloody hell Chris What have you been doing in that laboratory? Actually, that did cross my mind briefly, but was then swiftly overridden by the thoughts of what antics Brenda may have been up to.........
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Post by gjdart on Sept 6, 2012 12:53:20 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# ... It could only happen to you Chris..... #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
What was up? did you find out ??
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Post by OneDay on Sept 6, 2012 13:17:55 GMT
Lol good to see you back Chris... glad the rozzers passed you by...... (this time)
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Post by nicky on Sept 6, 2012 14:44:56 GMT
I'll have a spoonful of what you've taken #icon_rofl#
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Post by esmecullen on Sept 6, 2012 15:14:57 GMT
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chrisjw
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Post by chrisjw on Sept 6, 2012 16:18:18 GMT
The bomb squad have ruled my laboratory out of bounds.........Apparently they think it's too dangerous to enter.............
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chrisjw
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Post by chrisjw on Sept 6, 2012 16:19:40 GMT
Haven't got a clue............As soon as Bill & Ben skedaddled off, so did I............but in the opposite direction...................
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Post by Karma on Sept 6, 2012 16:20:19 GMT
Crikey Chris Any idea what it was all about? Have you checked the local news sites?
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Post by beautycat on Sept 6, 2012 16:34:23 GMT
Ohh chris , you are a one #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2012 18:26:27 GMT
lol Chris ..... box of frogs springs to mind
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Post by Sandra (aka Chillax) on Sept 6, 2012 18:41:49 GMT
there should be a book written on your adventures The life and times of Chris the Robin vaper
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Post by boo on Sept 6, 2012 18:44:11 GMT
Why were you sitting near dog crap?
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