I've got wind.

[Gordy]

Sept 22, 2012 0:49:26 GMT Jemima said:

Cept Jess' lol

The poor girl will have a complex now

oh she knows i love her more than meanie mommy does

[Gordy]

Sept 22, 2012 0:50:15 GMT alanfinal said:

I walked down the stairs yesterday and nearly managed to fart on every step

those darm squeeky floor boards

[Jemima]

Jeez you will blame anything wont ya lol

[alanfinal]

waiting for Brussel sprouts at Christmas

[Gordy]

Sept 22, 2012 0:53:46 GMT Jemima said:

Jeez you will blame anything wont ya lol

i learnt from the best

[Clutter]

Sept 22, 2012 0:54:34 GMT alanfinal said:

waiting for Brussel sprouts at Christmas

Bleurgh! Little green balls of death

[alanfinal]

Bloke in pub said this................

Man Dies from Breathing Own Farts

A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating 'this deadly gas.'" Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

[Gordy]

did he not notice the green clouds ?? ...oh maybe it was too dark

[alanfinal]

I have walked into some students rooms in the morning and suffered from farts,chronic BO,and various foot odour.and thats just the girls

[farzooks]

Sept 22, 2012 1:14:24 GMT alanfinal said:

Bloke in pub said this................

Man Dies from Breathing Own Farts

A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating 'this deadly gas.'" Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

Just as well he didn't awake spark up a fag

[Anne (fuzzy)]

The Big Bang

[Gordy]

Sept 22, 2012 1:30:35 GMT Anne (fuzzy) said:

The Big Bang

theory

[alanfinal]

Latest vaping gadget combats wind

[Anne (fuzzy)]

Sept 22, 2012 1:35:18 GMT Gordy said:

Sept 22, 2012 1:30:35 GMT Anne (fuzzy) said:

The Big Bang

theory

... which produced helium gas and everyone talked like Joe Pasquale

[Anne (fuzzy)]

Lol Alan!