Ron
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Post by Ron on Dec 11, 2012 15:53:49 GMT
The Morning After
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!" "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, scr.w him!" said Bob. "I did. You're back at work on Monday
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Post by Blownupdolly on Dec 11, 2012 16:07:57 GMT
#icon_rofl#
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meeee
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Post by meeee on Dec 11, 2012 16:17:24 GMT
Sounds just like me on a xmas do.
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Post by skyjay on Dec 11, 2012 17:12:48 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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Bluefish
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Post by Bluefish on Dec 11, 2012 17:59:36 GMT
Oh dear, and i have mine this friday  |
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