Jokes - all very un pc!

[lynwlt]

I seem to have missed any humour in the 'babysitter' joke...

Feel free to explain it to me..

[Moggy]

Erm if it wasn't her bellybutton, and wasn't his finger...

[Moggy]

On the eve of our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.

Come the morning I was up first so I slowly pulled back the covers...
















... and stuck my cock in her mouth.

[lynwlt]

Mono,

I understood the inuendo, just didn't see any humour in 'kiddy diddling'....

[lenny59]

My new Thai Girlfriend says she does not mind the fact that some men have a small Penis

All the same......I'd prefer it if she didn't have one

[Moggy]

Apr 21, 2013 20:05:11 GMT lynwlt said:

Mono,

I understood the inuendo, just didn't see any humour in 'kiddy diddling'....

Appreciate your point and respect your opinion, tho in THIS case it was the 'kiddy' DOING the 'diddling'.

I read the jokes from sikipedia every day, and some of them are extremely close to the mark. A lot of humor is offensive to someone by design.

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[Bluefish]

Ramsay's a right larf

[Moggy]

I like him, Kitchen Nightmares USA is better than the UK version tho. They really don't know how to take him, personally I would be crying with laughter into all the food.

[Pacer]

Paddy has a new flat screen TV

[Bluefish]

Haha that is pure brilliance, how long did it take you to cut the hole mate

[griffon10]

I just saw that Harry Potter film.
A bit unrealistic if you ask me - I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?


My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.


I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that had his pocket picked.
How could anyone stoop so low?

[matt1988]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"





Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see."

Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

[Gasper]

I've just bought a new Stanna Stairlift, the high speed model. It get's you to the top of the stairs before you forget what you've gone up there for.