Ron
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Post by Ron on Jan 8, 2013 23:29:03 GMT
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say,
"Congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Bonus:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband
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meeee
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Tis Meeee
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Post by meeee on Jan 8, 2013 23:39:13 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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Balllsy
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...but you can call me Sue
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Post by Balllsy on Jan 9, 2013 1:08:35 GMT
So very true lol  |
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esmecullen
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I cook with wine sometimes I put it in food
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Post by esmecullen on Jan 9, 2013 15:54:06 GMT
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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bomberharris
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stick your role ups
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Post by bomberharris on Jan 9, 2013 15:57:23 GMT
I'd rather take my clothes off myself, cuz they get ripped off  |
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Post by vectorin on Jan 9, 2013 21:14:16 GMT
I got to e-cig forum but accidentely >>>>>>>>> moved to humor one  Reading this to my wife now |
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Reading this to my wife now 