A breath of wind

[Ron]

~It happens to the best of us !!!!~
~A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, it warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.~
~A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud~
~A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound like a song.....~
~A fart can create A most curious medley, a fart can be harmless, or silent, and deadly~
~A fart might not smell, while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while......~
~A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone there,
with strange looks on their faces . from wide-open prairie, to a small elevator~
~A fart will find all of us sooner or later~
~But farts are all bad, it's simply not true - we must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!~
~Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

[millerkev]

pardon me