Seminars For Males (Prepared and Presented by Fem

[Ron]

Seminars For Males

(Prepared and Presented by Females)

1. Combatting stupidity

2. You too can do housework

3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut

4. How to fill an ice tray

5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money

6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am

7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, "Don't wash my silks")

8. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception

9. Get a life; learn to cook

10. How not to act like a jackass when you're obviously wrong

11. Spelling: Even you can get it right

12. Understanding your financial incompetence

13. You: The weaker sex

14. Reasons to give flowers

15. How to stay awake in public

16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom

17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb

! 18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try

19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower

20. I'll wear it if I damn well please

21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it's not a bidet")

22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms

23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull

24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost

25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency

26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex

27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too

29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home

30. You too can be a designated driver

31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, "You don't look like Mel Gibson when naked")

32. Changing your underwear: It really works

33. The attainable goal: removing "tits" from your! vocabulary

34. Fluffing the blankets after flatula! ting is not necessary

35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work

[nicky]

if only there was.

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[blakey]

I don't understand it ???
None of it makes any sense to me


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[chrisjw]

Jan 31, 2013 12:37:01 GMT blakey said:

I don't understand it ???
None of it makes any sense to me


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All gobbledeegook to me too blakey....................just ignore it.............

[cyman404]

Bloody spammers !!!

[Balllsy]

I lost interest after #1

[Skwoddy]

Sorry, 34 is not achievable, Ive tried.

[genguskhan]

28 are they? really? #icon_rofl#

[jakethevape]

Jan 31, 2013 14:44:02 GMT genguskhan said:

28 are they? really?

Could have fooled me. My mother in law is.....how can I put it....... a very "nice" person....... ........

but does it bother me................. nope

[andy01424]

hmmm 28 !!! mother inlaw hated me from day one
hmmmmm 19 ....not got a shower lol


so 36 might have been no dear asprin does not cure i have a headache

[fananntut]

Can I add one?

36. Why you'd have a better chance if you took your socks off before your trousers.

Completely ruins the mood for me!

[beautycat]

Ha ha ha ,

No. 37 housework is not an optional extra and how to do it

[Bluefish]

Must be on about some one else

[farzooks]

No farting in the bog when she's in cleaning her teeth.
Never say, in a proposal to give you a make-over, "Over my dead body, sister."