Bluefish
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Post by Bluefish on Feb 9, 2013 0:52:25 GMT
A couple of months ago, ... but first let me tell you a story, are you sitting comfortably? ok then I'll begin, I was the only person at the place I pretend to work, I wish lol, that smoked full time ie, I was a smoker, about 20 a day roll up's usually, so imagine my surprise when on a works do/ piss up, when suddenly there were about six of them smoking out of only 10-11 employee's, they only smoked when they were drinking, feckin weirdo's. So that was a few years ago, I started vaping coming up 10 months ago, shall I tell you about my Journey, everybody goes on a fecking Journey these days, or is it just z list celeb's? nah it's just the z lister's, so back to the, I want to say future obviously but that wouldn't be right, so back to the current climate, no, that's got you thinking about polar bears, and really they aren't that cuddly, apparently polar bear meat has been found in Icelandic venison, the Sami are up in arms about it, anyhow I digress, how am i doing btw not looking for compliments, ok I lied, but you try writing this after a few vodkas, awright more than a phew and see how you get on, reckon i could be the next JK Rowling, she's pretty hot btw, and worth a few bob, I could give her a tip or two........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Twins as well possibly, oh sorry for the delay, glass was empty, but that's rectified now, so where was I, reads back, no honest I did.
Ah yes, work, hatefull thing who ever thought of that should be shot, or worse, made to listen to JUSTIN BIEBER, thouroughly nice chap btw, so I digress, have i said this already? no not me, maybe it was you, was it you? No not me, are you sure? yeah i'm sure, now get on with the story, sorry this remind's me of, she sells see shells on the sea shore lol, Who said that? Not me said the white rabbit, rabbits I used to be a rabbit, was what they called members of G company 2nd BTN Scots Guards, any how I digress, yeah I came across e-cigs the other day, anybody tried one? Gonna finish this up as I need a pee and i know you need to know what happened, hope i'm not keeping you up btw, cos it's really not worth it, to cut a long story short, i was born Andrew Mcalpine Imrie on the 23 07 1967 and I am immortal, ps some of that may not be true, not quite sure which bit though? speshally the bit about being born on restitution st in Govan, who said that, it's that feckin rabbit again, tellin lies, don't believe a word he say's people, anyhow where we at? oh yeah, work, spitefull place, so I eventually entertained one of my co workers, I know American term, to contribute to Jason's new Silkorsky helicopter, with in flight jacuzzi, and especially equipped dancing girls? dunno I'll leave that to your imagination.
So imagine my surprise when today, yes today, my previouse convert, cos I can't say co worker again, that's not how the literary mind works, remember JK, i do How you doing babe? Just so you know she's right here next to me, there's a song that goes like that isn't there? don't answer that I know there is, that was a rhetyorical, rhetorical question, yeah that's better, Admins if there's a spell check on this i haven't found it yet, and i stiiilllllll haven't found what i'm lookin for,......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................where were we, well i know were I was where were you, watching bloody fix factor or dancing in the jungle on ice probably, bunch of perv's any excuse to look up a girls skirt, or see her boobs.
So a colleague of mine, not sure i spelt that right, see previouse about spellcheck, says to me, I in totall compliance with other operative of my employer, whom shall remain nameless, except to say that ****** ******** have persuaded my other let's call him my special friend to partake in the E- Cig Revoloution, even though he said he had not had a cigarette for ten days, WHAT 10 feckin days, if you can go 10 day's without a fag, then you are not a feckin smoker, here endeth the story, contributions greatfully accepted via, JK's toy boy Just givin love website, cheers Andy.
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