Someone's getting their P45

[Raffles]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304 


If it gets into the rivers, the locals will be able to just pick the drunken fish out of the water. They will have been well marinated

[mybad]

who ever did it must have been pisheed .

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Dumbarton will soon have the cleanest tramps on the planet ...

[farzooks]

Ach, it was only blended pish.

[lobeydosser]

I wonder how long it will take to get down here?

We are 10 mile down river!

[gjdart]

Mar 1, 2013 1:20:03 GMT lobeydosser said:

I wonder how long it will take to get down here?

We are 10 mile down river!

You going for a swim...

[lobeydosser]

This is the second time this has happened at this bottling plant, but the best one for us, happened a few years ago when vandals got into the Cooperage and rolled 20 or so barrels into the river. Several of them washed up on our beach and each still had a few gallons of pure whisky in them.

Several local worthies were not seen for a week.

[Ewol]

I actually prefer blended whisky.

And I'm Scottish with Irish ancestry. Did I lose my credentials?

[Banky]

Was wondering the other why all the wee neds where staggering about c/bank shopping center,
with ironbru bottles instead of the usual buckfast .

[Banky]

Feb 28, 2013 16:31:35 GMT @ashmal said:

Dumbarton will soon have the cleanest tramps on the planet ...

No tramps in Dumbarton Ash just the usual nutters, too many on the social

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Mar 1, 2013 19:18:51 GMT Ewol said:

I actually prefer blended whisky.

And I'm Scottish with Irish ancestry. Did I lose my credentials?

Ewol, get your coat and get out, you're done here!

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Chivas Brothers - which employs 600 workers at the plant and produces the world's second biggest-selling brand, Ballantine's - said it was investigating an accidental release of spirit.

Will soon read...

Chivas Brothers - which now employs 6 workers at the plant due to a recent spilage of thousands of litres in a river which put the company into a dire finacial situation. It produces the world's second biggest-selling brand, Ballantine's.

[farzooks]

The major part of the value in the lost spirit was duty - I don't think duty would have been paid on that yet, so it's just a loss of some alcohol, cheaply enough. Even if duty had been paid, it might be re-claimable as the spirit wasn't sold.