Women TV Chefs/cooks don't seem right anymore

[gillas]

Mar 2, 2013 20:39:03 GMT Jen said:

Mar 2, 2013 20:13:17 GMT neilswift said:

Women cook. Men are chefs

Did you miss an "i" out of a word there?

[WhamBamSam]

When I met the present Mr WBS, we were both single parents with the kids at home. I was invited for a meal to his gaff. I walked into his (now my) kitchen and there he was piping...yes, flippin'-well piping mashed potato onto the mince for the Shepherd's Pie! If I recall correctly, there was a home made cheesecake for dessert. That did it. I promptly moved in and married the man on the strengths of his apparent domestic abilities. He is also a time served baker who had his own home bakery. Yay! Chocolate eclairs and Black Forest Gateau and crusty loaves and scones and pancakes and, and, and, and... forever, thought I. Right?

Wrong.


The minute I moved in he retired from the domestic scene.

He is sitting on his ar*e now after having consumed a pizza that my 15 year old son made for his dinner and complaining that it is burnt. (I don't make dinners on Saturday as it's my day off, btw)
The divorce papers are going to be in the post next week, so would any of these loving, cooking, house-cleaning men like to marry me please?

Thanks.

[gillas]

I'll do Saturdays if you do the rest of the week when we marry

[neilswift]

Mar 2, 2013 21:02:45 GMT gillas said:

I'll do Saturdays if you do the rest of the week when we marry

I raise your Saturday to include Sunday with view to marriage. That sound good Chief. Lol

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Seem's to me the laziest women seem to attract the most useful men.

Is it because they spend all their time tarting themselves up?

[WhamBamSam]

Mar 2, 2013 21:55:39 GMT neilswift said:

Mar 2, 2013 21:02:45 GMT gillas said:

I'll do Saturdays if you do the rest of the week when we marry

I raise your Saturday to include Sunday with view to marriage. That sound good Chief. Lol

Done deal! At least I'll have two days off, then. Full fry-up breakfasts, gourmet lunches and a three course evening dinner with wine at the weekends. Full housework and DIY duties required on both days, please also. I'll be on a diet for the rest of the week and my Monday to Friday domestic duties shall consist solely of shopping.

Where do I sign? What did you say your credit card number was again?

[neilswift]

Mar 2, 2013 22:15:22 GMT WhamBamSam said:

Mar 2, 2013 21:55:39 GMT neilswift said:

I raise your Saturday to include Sunday with view to marriage. That sound good Chief. Lol

Done deal! At least I'll have two days off, then. Full fry-up breakfasts, gourmet lunches and a three course evening dinner with wine at the weekends. Full housework and DIY duties required on both days, please also. I'll be on a diet for the rest of the week and my Monday to Friday domestic duties shall consist solely of shopping.

Where do I sign? What did you say your credit card number was again?

Gulp...... That was too easy. You better look like Jennifer Aniston or no deal.

[WhamBamSam]

Mar 2, 2013 22:31:42 GMT neilswift said:

Mar 2, 2013 22:15:22 GMT WhamBamSam said:

Done deal! At least I'll have two days off, then. Full fry-up breakfasts, gourmet lunches and a three course evening dinner with wine at the weekends. Full housework and DIY duties required on both days, please also. I'll be on a diet for the rest of the week and my Monday to Friday domestic duties shall consist solely of shopping.

Where do I sign? What did you say your credit card number was again?

Gulp...... That was too easy. You better look like Jennifer Aniston or no deal.

Jenny? Sure she's a horse! I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking.

[neilswift]

Mar 2, 2013 22:35:15 GMT WhamBamSam said:

Mar 2, 2013 22:31:42 GMT neilswift said:

Gulp...... That was too easy. You better look like Jennifer Aniston or no deal.

Jenny? Sure she's a horse! I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking.

Me thinks she protests too much?

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will save up for a hat for you two

[WhamBamSam]

Mar 2, 2013 22:50:11 GMT neilswift said:

Mar 2, 2013 22:35:15 GMT WhamBamSam said:

Jenny? Sure she's a horse! I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking.

Me thinks she protests too much?

No, really...

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

[neilswift]

Mar 2, 2013 22:52:48 GMT WhamBamSam said:

Mar 2, 2013 22:50:11 GMT neilswift said:

Me thinks she protests too much?

No, really...

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

Mmmmm.... Beer. Sold. How much will I need to drink?

[WhamBamSam]

Mar 2, 2013 22:52:12 GMT @spikeyfridge said:

will save up for a hat for you two

I'm so very excited. An AAEC wedding. Is this a first? We'll need members to form a guard of honour with their vaping devices.

Oh my! It's all so sudden!

[WhamBamSam]

Mar 2, 2013 23:25:06 GMT neilswift said:

Mar 2, 2013 22:52:48 GMT WhamBamSam said:

No, really...

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

Mmmmm.... Beer. Sold. How much will I need to drink?

Barrels. Every day of our married life.

[gillas]

Mar 2, 2013 22:15:22 GMT WhamBamSam said:

Mar 2, 2013 21:55:39 GMT neilswift said:

I raise your Saturday to include Sunday with view to marriage. That sound good Chief. Lol

Done deal! At least I'll have two days off, then. Full fry-up breakfasts, gourmet lunches and a three course evening dinner with wine at the weekends. Full housework and DIY duties required on both days, please also. I'll be on a diet for the rest of the week and my Monday to Friday domestic duties shall consist solely of shopping.

Where do I sign? What did you say your credit card number was again?

That was close! what would I have let myself in for!!!!

Not even allowed time to mix on a weekend!

GOOD LUCK neilswift